08/15/2025
"Whorefrost’s c**k is long and thin with a remarkably bulbous head that makes it look like a bauble on the end of a stick. His testicles are disproportionately huge and, like the rest of his body, hairless. More to the point, his egg-sac is teeming with semen that has an unusual potency: it is deadly cold and, to this extent, biologically devastating.
Whorefrost’s s***m is as thick as pus. It is also capable of causing the spread of frostbite within seconds which, when it spreads, causes a slow and insidious destruction of the body."
- HARDWEIRD by Alistair Rennie
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