08/26/2024
Stephen's latest tale, enjoy!
The Waterfall by Stephen Halpert
Phil Reynolds searched the want ads frantically for a job. His checking account was nearly depleted, his credit cards were maxed out and his rent was due at the end of the month.
Near the bottom of a page of classifieds he saw a small listing: Writer Wanted. Beside it was a phone number.
Up to now Phil had not thought of himself as a writer. He'd had a handful of poems published in his college literary magazine. He remembered being paid to write press releases for a friend of his father, who was running for selectman--not exactly credentials for a job, but what the heck, he was desperate.
He called the number.
An accented feminine voice answered. "Good Luck Fortune Cookies, how may we help you?"
"I'm calling about the job for a writer. Is that position still open?"
" Hold please." She sounded cheerful.
"Hello," a dignified, older male voice came on the line.
"Hello, I'm Phil Reynolds, the writer." Calling himself a writer gave him confidence.
"Good, you write." he said cheerfully. "Come to office. Start tomorrow."
Phil's head spun. "Is this a salaried position?" he asked, fearful it was some sort of multi-level marketing scam selling time shares.
"Yes, Yes," The gentleman assured him. "You be well paid."
"That's wonderful," Phil didn't dare ask how much."
The cheerful feminine voice returned and gave him an address on Beach Street in Boston's Chinatown.
The following morning Phil made his way to the Good Luck Fortune Cookies Company. It was located in the basement of an old building. Entering through the battered office door he saw a slender young Chinese woman sitting at large black lacquered table reading a Chinese newspaper.
She looked up with a genuine smile. "Yes. You writer. We glad you come. Mr. Yin see you soon." She smiled and offered him a cup of green tea.
Moments later two elderly Chinese gentlemen came through a doorway into the office, Mr. Yin smiled. "We speak yesterday."
"Yes, "Phil said. "Could you tell what sort of writing I'd be doing?"
"Yes," Mr. Yin nodded, turned, introduced his associate. "This is Mr. Yang."
Mr. Yang eyed Phil. "You write matters of great importance, reduced to few words to be remembered."
"I'm not quite sure what you mean." Phil held out his resume.
Mr. Yang smiled, bowed, took his resume, and held out several fortune cookies. "Vanilla, chocolate, almond."
Phil carefully opened one. He cupped his hands so as not to let crumbs fall on the floor. He read the fortune aloud. 'It is never wrong time to do right thing."
Mr. Yin pointed to the small paper fortune. "These are what you will write."
Phil panicked. "But, but, how…?"
Mr. Yang nodded. "Doing what is never done makes for who we will become."
Phil took a breath. "Sure." That sounded right--totally impractical but at the same time logical.
They ushered him to a small office. Inside was a black lacquered table and a simple padded bench facing a framed picture of a realistic waterfall. On the table were pads of yellow paper, several pens and a small stone teapot and cup.
Phil's face reddened. "But there's no laptop, no reference books, not even a Bartlett's Quotations."
Mr. Yang smiled and indicated the bench. "Sit down, drink tea, watch waterfall, write what comes."
Phil's stomach lurched. He wished he were anywhere else; nonetheless he nodded, trying to appear confident.
Both men bowed. As they left Mr. Yin said. "Let good fortune come from you. Otherwise fortune no come true.
Once alone, Phil nervously gulped several cups of the green tea. He picked up the pen, clicked it a few times, gazed at the waterfall and waited. He sighed. Maybe it was the green tea but he began to feel calmer. He sat up straighter. Words flowed through his mind. He picked up a pen and started to write:
'Follow dusty path you sleep in ditch.'
'He who sit no stand on ceremony.'
'Door only open when not closed.'
The words continued to pour forth. It seemed all he had to do was hold the pen, gaze at the waterfall, and the words came forth.
How about me, he wondered. Do I get a fortune? Then he heard, 'a new love awaits you.' Yeah, sure, he thought.
He continued to write what he heard until his hand felt limp. He stood up and walked around the tiny office. As soon as he sat back down, held the pen, and gazed at the waterfall the words began to flow. It was as though he were under a spell.
Unfamiliar phrases scrolled from the pen. Writing had never been so easy but at the same time so tiring.
As soon as he got home, he ate supper and fell asleep.
For the next two weeks he adhered to the same routine, filling the yellow pads with fortunes.
Near the end of the month on Friday, Mr. Yin. appeared, smiled, and handed him a thick wad of cash. "Thank you," he said.
At home when he counted it Phil felt greatly relieved. It was enough to pay his rent for several months, afford him some new clothes and pay off his credit cards, still leaving considerably more in his checking account.
By Saturday night Phil felt jubilant. He donned his new clothes and set off for a party hosted by his friend Bruce.
"Nice threads," Bruce grinned. "That cashmere jacket is cool." Got a new gig at Tech support?"
"No," he smiled. "I'm a writer."
Bruce nodded. "You always had a way with words."
Phil grinned. "Good thing. Not much else I know how to do."
Grace joined them. "Hello stranger. It's been a while."
"He's back at work." Bruce sounded envious.
"Oh good," She kissed his cheek. "Tech support?"
No. He's a writer," Bruce said.
She grinned. "Writing promos?"
Phil sipped his wine and grinned. "Way better than that."
Several other friends joined them.
"What's the gig? Bruce said.
"Writing fortune cookies. Once I got the hang of it, it's turned into a great job."
Someone said. "You mean someone actually writes those things."
"Got my own office," he chuckled remembering the yellow pads and the waterfall.
"How do you write them?" Grace said. "Sound like a fascinating occupation."
Before he could reply someone said. "Doesn't that make you a tool to reversed outsourcing? Denying a job to a qualified Asian?"
"Ignore him," Grace took Phil aside. "But if you ever get tired of fortune cookies you could talk with my dad about a job in his ad agency. He's just landed a huge necktie account." She stroked his soft cashmere jacket. "What inspires you anyway?"
"Truth be told," Phil said. "Green tea and a waterfall."
Grace smiled. "I love a man with humility. I mean it. I want you to talk with Dad. Then we'll be working at the same firm." She squeezed his arm.
"Sure," he smiled. "Please set something up."
"Oh, I will. Anyone who can make money writing fortune cookies could write incredibly ads selling neckties."
Phil's eyes brightened. "That could be a challenge."
On Monday morning when he got to office, he was greeted by the friendly Chinese secretary.
"Mr. Yin, Mr. Yang go to China. Say to tell you they'll contact you when come back."
She smiled again. They also say to give you this. She handed him a large padded envelope. He thanked her and opened it. It was the framed picture of the waterfall.