Poor Car Salesman

Poor Car Salesman I believe in the power of dreams and the magic of a good deal. Let’s hit the road! So, don't hold it against them )

(Nothing on this page is a reflection of my employer, they don't agree with it, heck, they don't even like me!

01/22/2026

Mustang GT. 2026. Magenta Metallic. Will sell under MSRP.

01/22/2026

Everyone waits for “sales events.”
The smartest buyers move in January.
It’s a slower month, which means I have the flexibility to work deals most people never see. 4WD, AWD, trucks, SUVs, sedans—whatever you’re looking for, this is when value shows up.
Give me 15–20 minutes to see what’s possible.
Worst case, you lose a few minutes.
Best case, you save thousands.
Message me. I give the best deals.

A while ago I posted about a truck that we were having difficulty selling and asked asked for suggestions on what we cou...
01/20/2026

A while ago I posted about a truck that we were having difficulty selling and asked asked for suggestions on what we could do to make it more appealing to a customer. Everyone responded with positive insight and the general consensus was to put a leveling kit on it wheels, tires and add leather to the interior well. I'm glad to say that after 45 days of that poll being taking that, the dealership finally decided to take your advice and do the following to the truck. Here are some pictures of it now.It is actively for sale and it is a great looking vehicle.Please let me know if you're interested.

Rain doesn’t stop the car-buying process—it just changes how smart buyers do it. This video covers why rainy test drives...
01/08/2026

Rain doesn’t stop the car-buying process—it just changes how smart buyers do it. This video covers why rainy test drives can actually reveal more about a vehicle, plus how to shop, test drive, or even buy remotely without wasting time or getting soaked. If the weather’s bad, you still have options—and sometimes better ones.

https://youtube.com/shorts/32sm7KuwoBM?si=ZuOuHZT_KLoj71mK

Yeah. That kinda day.
12/18/2025

Yeah. That kinda day.

This is what helps keep me sane. My go-to when the car sales stress eats away at me. I can "plug in" and "un-plug" at th...
12/14/2025

This is what helps keep me sane. My go-to when the car sales stress eats away at me. I can "plug in" and "un-plug" at the same time.

Buying a vehicle doesn’t require a dealership visit anymore.This video breaks down how remote vehicle purchases actually...
12/12/2025

Buying a vehicle doesn’t require a dealership visit anymore.
This video breaks down how remote vehicle purchases actually work—from online paperwork and secure e-signing to remote trade appraisals and delivery. No pressure. No surprises. Just clear communication and a process that works whether you’re local or across the country.

Watch the video. If you want to buy from home, message me. I give the best deals.

https://youtu.be/6D6wOu41W0o?feature=shared

REMOTE BUYING WITH THE POOR CAR SALESMAN 🚗💻”⸻5-STEP LAYOUT (Use icons for each step)1️⃣ Choose Your Vehicle • Pick your ...
12/10/2025

REMOTE BUYING WITH THE POOR CAR SALESMAN 🚗💻”

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5-STEP LAYOUT (Use icons for each step)

1️⃣ Choose Your Vehicle
• Pick your ride
• Get photos/videos
• Payment options

2️⃣ E-Sign Everything
• Full digital packet
• Fast lender approvals
• ACH available

3️⃣ Remote Trade-In
• Exterior photos
• Interior photos
• Mileage
• VIN
• Damage/warning lights

4️⃣ Safe Verification
• License = insurance address
• Or 2 utility bills

5️⃣ Delivery 🚚
• FREE within 200 miles
• $1.50/mi after that
• Straight to your driveway

“How Remote Vehicle Buying Works 🚗💻 — with The Poor Car Salesman”Buying a car completely from home has never been easier...
12/09/2025

“How Remote Vehicle Buying Works 🚗💻 — with The Poor Car Salesman”

Buying a car completely from home has never been easier — and yes, you can legally purchase or trade a vehicle without ever being here in person. Here’s how Remote Buying with The Poor Car Salesman works:

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📍 Step 1: Pick Your Vehicle

Message me the vehicle you’re interested in, and I’ll send you photos, videos, the full history report, and payment options.

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🧾 Step 2: Get Approved (Fast!)

We send a full digital e-contract packet straight to your phone or email.
• Sign everything electronically
• Upload your driver’s license & insurance
• Apply through our lenders or use ACH payment
(Financing through our lenders is preferred — quicker and smoother!)

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🔄 Step 3: Remote Trade-In Appraisal

If you’re trading in, just send:
• Outside photos
• Inside photos
• Mileage photo
• VIN photo
• Notes on any damage or warning lights

We give you a real number — no games, no nonsense.

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🛡️ Step 4: Safe Identity Verification

To keep your purchase secure, we verify:
• Driver’s license address matches your insurance
If not, simply send two proof-of-residence items (utility bills with your name & address).

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🚚 Step 5: Delivery to Your Driveway

• FREE delivery within 200 miles
• Over 200 miles = $1.50 per mile

Your new ride shows up clean, fueled, and ready to drive — no dealership visit required.

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🎉 That’s It — You Bought a Car from Your Couch!

Remote buying is simple, safe, and stress-free.
Message me anytime to get started.

Cory “The Poor Car Salesman”
📲 I actually respond — let’s find your next ride.
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If the weather’s got you stuck inside, don’t worry — we’ve got you covered.We offer FREE pickup and delivery for all ser...
12/07/2025

If the weather’s got you stuck inside, don’t worry — we’ve got you covered.
We offer FREE pickup and delivery for all service appointments within a 50-mile radius. Stay warm, stay safe, and let us handle the driving.

Kimber says it’s a pretty sweet deal… and she’s not wrong.
Want to save even more? You can purchase one of our service packages and pay less over the next 3 years for all the maintenance your vehicle needs — saving you hundreds of dollars.

If you want pricing or details,
Message me. I give the best deals.

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Greenwood, IN

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Tuesday 9am - 8pm
Wednesday 12pm - 3pm
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