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Free Kittens Movie Guide We kitties love the movies, old and new, classic and not-so-classic. Life in the dark is wonderful.

There are two types of people…those who think Jaws is the greatest movie of all time and those who are wrong. With that ...
06/13/2025

There are two types of people…those who think Jaws is the greatest movie of all time and those who are wrong. With that in mind, Free Kittens humbly offers a few personal (and very subjective) reasons why the film remains totally Jawsome…even 50 years later.

Because life in the dark is wonderful.

Black Bag is an excellent adult thriller and, so far, one of the best movies of the year.
06/03/2025

Black Bag is an excellent adult thriller and, so far, one of the best movies of the year.

Because life in the dark is wonderful.

At 102 minutes, Screamboat is way too long for a one-joke movie. It ain’t great, but as cheap & sleazy cash-grabs go, I ...
06/02/2025

At 102 minutes, Screamboat is way too long for a one-joke movie. It ain’t great, but as cheap & sleazy cash-grabs go, I can't honestly say it's disappointing. While Walt definitely wouldn't approve, at least director Steven LaMorte manages a bit more than simply keeping the camera in focus.

Because life in the dark is wonderful.

As an admirer of John Sturges, I always enjoy discovering the films of his I haven’t seen yet. Mystery Street is an earl...
05/30/2025

As an admirer of John Sturges, I always enjoy discovering the films of his I haven’t seen yet. Mystery Street is an early one and he’s obviously more of a director-for-hire here, but he keeps things fast-paced and fun, aided by a smart screenplay, moody John Alton cinematography, and of course, an early turn by the guy I once knew simply as Khan.

Because life in the dark is wonderful.

Body Odyssey is a surreal psychological/body horror film with an aesthetic similar to David Cronenberg's work. For awhil...
05/27/2025

Body Odyssey is a surreal psychological/body horror film with an aesthetic similar to David Cronenberg's work. For awhile, it’s kind of interesting, but the film’s deliberate pace and increasing pretentiousness eventually grow a little tiresome

Because life in the dark is wonderful.

It did my heart good to see The Day the Earth Blew Up. Finally…a movie that remembers Looney Tunes are supposed to be…we...
05/25/2025

It did my heart good to see The Day the Earth Blew Up. Finally…a movie that remembers Looney Tunes are supposed to be…well, loony.

Because life in the dark is wonderful.

The Alto Knights is no classic and ain’t destined to be mentioned among Hollywood’s greatest mob movies. In fact, it’ll ...
05/23/2025

The Alto Knights is no classic and ain’t destined to be mentioned among Hollywood’s greatest mob movies. In fact, it’ll probably be largely forgotten in a year or two. But keeping that in-mind, the movie still works as an engaging (if familiar) way to kill a few hours.

Because life in the dark is wonderful.

Soderbergh obviously didn’t set out to make a traditional horror movie. In fact, it’s just-as-much a somber drama of an ...
05/19/2025

Soderbergh obviously didn’t set out to make a traditional horror movie. In fact, it’s just-as-much a somber drama of an increasingly dysfunctional family. As such, Presence isn’t without its aesthetic and narrative shortcomings, but overall, it’s a pretty interesting film.

Because life in the dark is wonderful.

Re-Animator still holds up really well. Like the best horror films of the ‘80s, it has since transcended its decade - na...
05/14/2025

Re-Animator still holds up really well. Like the best horror films of the ‘80s, it has since transcended its decade - narratively and aesthetically - to become a true classic. The movie’s power to shock audiences may have diminished, but it’s still a potent shot of nostalgic nastiness.

Because life in the dark is wonderful.

None of these films set the box office on fire, nor were any of them critical darlings. But while nearly everyone on bot...
05/13/2025

None of these films set the box office on fire, nor were any of them critical darlings. But while nearly everyone on both sides of the camera have done better work, each movie has a quality or two that make them worth checking out…maybe even revisiting on occasion.

Because life in the dark is wonderful.

Dune: Prophecy isn’t quite bingeworthy, but after a slow, murky start, it’s a pretty entertaining prequel series. But be...
05/12/2025

Dune: Prophecy isn’t quite bingeworthy, but after a slow, murky start, it’s a pretty entertaining prequel series. But be prepared for an overall lack of closure.

Because life in the dark is wonderful.

Whether or not it becomes a cult classic, Mickey 17 certainly deserves to find the audience it never had in theaters. I ...
05/11/2025

Whether or not it becomes a cult classic, Mickey 17 certainly deserves to find the audience it never had in theaters. I wouldn’t put the film in the same class as Parasite or Snowpiercer, but it’s a lot of fun, as both social satire and sci-fi action.

Because life in the dark is wonderful.

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