07/08/2026
BREAKING: LOL! Republican Rep. Thomas Massie hilariously trolls Mitch McConnell by joking that he "spoke" to him on the phone this morning — despite the reports that he's braindead.
This is just too good...
"I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning," Massie wrote on X. "He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out."
Obviously, McConnell did none of those things.
He is (or was, depending on which reports you believe) an unrepentant warmonger, an Israel First fanatic who rabidly supported their genocide in Gaza, a lifelong enemy of Americans' right to privacy, and he did nothing to intervene when Trump targeted Massie in his primary for daring to support the release of the Epstein files.
Massie was mocking Republicans like professional liar Scott Jennings who are insisting that McConnell is not only alive, but capable of speech. The frequent CNN contributor claimed on X that he "spoke" to his "old friend" McConnell on the phone about "IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history."
You can count on one hand the number of people who are gullible enough to believe Jennings's claim. The simplest explanation is that he fabricated the story to hide the truth about McConnell (whatever that may be). Trump world doesn't want McConnell to vacate his seat because that would force a special election. If that happens, Massie could run and he could win.
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