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The Quinnipiac Barnacle was founded in 1964 by a young John Lahey as a freshman attending the Univeristy of Miami. On a dark and stormy night, John had a feverish dream wherein an angelic barnacle appeared before him, attached to a sea rock of knowledge. “John,” said the barnacle, “you are destined for greatness. Become president of Quinnipiac University, teach the wisdom of the ages, give yoursel

f a ridiculously high pay check, and start a newspaper. Become the truth that people need. Also, look out for communism.”

All of this he did. He began writing articles for The Barnacle immediately, even though he had no idea what a “Quinnipiac” was or where it was located. In 1987 he became president of the little known Quinnipiac College, teaching students the wisdom they needed via fax from his anti-Soviet bunker. He eventually turned The Barnacle over to the students to be his premier student-run organization on campus, and with that turned Quinnipiac College into Quinnipiac University, fulfilling his destiny and receiving the Gaelic sword of Wonder.

01/29/2019

If you slowly pronounce Quinnipiac it sounds like W H I T E
shout out to Isaiah Nieves for putting this together
click to watch click to chuckle

Our president has decided he doesn't like transgender people. We find this shocking, good thing we have this article pre...
01/22/2019

Our president has decided he doesn't like transgender people. We find this shocking, good thing we have this article prepared!

Earlier this week, former Republican President Trump made a controversial decision to make cuts to the United States military. The 45th president released a sta...

The quinnipiac barnacle would like to heavily endorse a new sorority on campus BKD, watch the recruitment video herehttp...
10/17/2018

The quinnipiac barnacle would like to heavily endorse a new sorority on campus BKD, watch the recruitment video herehttps://youtu.be/atWhOeYfy74

Weather you like it or not.

We’re back and better than ever watch our weekly what the f**k!!!!!!!
10/10/2018

We’re back and better than ever watch our weekly what the f**k!!!!!!!

09/15/2018

With the heat wave over the last 2 weeks, and more unpredictable New England weather to come, It might get hot y'all. To help you out as summer raps up here are...

"I refuse to let the terrorists win! I’m gonna go out tonight and drink till I forget! Well not forget, obviously, never...
09/11/2018

"I refuse to let the terrorists win! I’m gonna go out tonight and drink till I forget! Well not forget, obviously, never forget."

    Alright listen, I’ve been having a bit of a moral dilemma today. All of my friends are going out tonight and invited me to go with them and I feel so weird ...

"A report stated that 27% of all conservatives are looking for something new to ej*****te in."Read the rest here!
09/05/2018

"A report stated that 27% of all conservatives are looking for something new to ej*****te in."

Read the rest here!

Earlier this week, Nike announced that former NFL quarterback Colin Kapernick will be the face of their new campaign. Some applauded the move, while others went...

"The results of this new health care method are already being demonstrated as instead of having to get their hopes up th...
08/17/2018

"The results of this new health care method are already being demonstrated as instead of having to get their hopes up that the school might be able to assist them, students now have the ability to give up immediately."

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Quinnipiac University is a school that prides itself on constantly making changes to improve its campus, and this year is no exception. Previously students had ...

Make sure to keep yourself f**king updated!
04/10/2018

Make sure to keep yourself f**king updated!

Barnacle's Weekly What The F**k is back to keep you updated on what the f**ks been going on around Quinnipiac and beyond.

Quinnipiac Barnacle's Weekly What the F**k is back! Make sure to stay educated on what the f**ks been going on
04/10/2018

Quinnipiac Barnacle's Weekly What the F**k is back! Make sure to stay educated on what the f**ks been going on

Barnacle's Weekly What The F**k is back to keep you updated on what the f**ks been going on around Quinnipiac and beyond.

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