04/29/2026
🐓🐣🐥YOUR CHICKENS CALLED… THEY WANT AN UPGRADE. 🐓
They’re tired of:
• Living in a shoebox
• Getting side-eyed by raccoons at night
• That flimsy Tractor Supply condo held together by hopes & zip ties…
And honestly… same.
LOCATED IN HAMILTON TX- BUILDING THE ABSOLUTE STRONGEST, BEST, AESTHETIC, PREDATOR AND WEATHER PROOF
🔥 CUSTOM COOP + RUN COMBOS STARTING AT ONLY $2,600 🔥
Fan favorite setup:
✔️ 5x5 Coop (5x6 w/ egg box)
✔️ 10x10 Walk-In Run
💲 $2,900 before tax
WHY OUR COOPS DON’T SUCK:
✔️ Built with real lumber (not pre-chewed particle board)
✔️ Hardware cloth= predators stay MAD outside
✔️ Nest boxes, roost bars, p**p shelf (yes… p**p management matters 😂)
✔️ Windows w/ shutters so your chickens don’t live in a dark cave
✔️ Sealed + caulked for Texas weather mood swings
FULLY CUSTOM — BECAUSE YOUR CHICKENS HAVE TASTE 💅
🎨 You pick paint + trim
📏 You pick size + layout
➕ Add all the extras:
• Tin roofs (because we’re not building a soggy box)
• Solar doors (your chickens deserve automation too)
• Feed storage
• Brooder space
• Custom designs
Already got a run?
👉 Cool. We’ll build your coop to fit it like it was meant to be there.
DELIVERY AVAILABLE TO ANYWHERE + SETUP INCLUDED 🚚
✔️ We can drop it off ready to roll
✔️ OR sneak it through your tiny gate piece by piece and build it on site like chicken coop ninjas to sneak passed your HOA.
WE ALSO GOT CHICKENS… 🐣
Eggs, chicks, layers, roosters—
We’ll basically set you up to become “that chicken person” your neighbors talk about.
DISCOUNTS FOR THE REAL ONES:
🇺🇸 Veterans
🚔 First Responders
🍎 Teachers
👉 AG EXEMPT? Say less—we’ll knock off the tax.
⚠️ WARNING: BUSY SEASON IS COMING ⚠️
Once spring hits, everyone and their grandma decides they want chickens.
Our schedule fills up FAST.
MESSAGE US FOR A QUOTE 📩
Tell us what you want and we’ll build it better than you imagined.
Your chickens might not need a luxury setup…
…but do you really wanna explain to them why Karen down the road has a better coop? 😬👀
