05/21/2026
🎉 5 years ago today, I decided these hoomans seemed trainable enough, so I moved in 🙌
Since then, I’ve worked hard protecting the house from delivery drivers 🚚 and supervising snacks being opened 🍿in return, they’ve given me endless adventures, many treats, cozy naps, and a spoiled life full of love 💜 not a bad deal honestly 🤷♀️
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Waffle, you’ve made our days louder, messier, funnier, and so much better 🥰 you’ve been here for the big moments, the hard moments, and every random little one in between. Thank you for 5️⃣ years of the unforgettable memories, endless adventures, stubborn corgi attitude, and unconditional love 💗
Happy Gotcha Day to the sassiest girl we know 🧇🎊
