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I grew up thinking my mom was always pi**ed off for no reason.Now look at me, always pi**ed off Jr.Turns out she wasn't ...
06/05/2026

I grew up thinking my mom was always pi**ed off for no reason.

Now look at me, always pi**ed off Jr.

Turns out she wasn't being dramatic... she was raising kids, paying bills, cleaning up messes, answering the same question 47 times a day, and trying to function on three hours of sleep. 😂

Motherhood really is the moment you realize your mom was right about almost everything. Sorry, Mom... I get it now.

06/05/2026

Me: I got nothing done today.
My kid: Today was a great day. My mom was there whenever I needed her. I even got to sit on her lap outside and have a popsicle. Best day ever. 10/10.

I saw a post that said “a talkative child is a sign of high intelligence.” In that case I must be raising all of NASA.Fr...
06/04/2026

I saw a post that said “a talkative child is a sign of high intelligence.” In that case I must be raising all of NASA.

From the second they wake up until the second they fall asleep, there’s a running commentary, 47 random questions, three stories that go nowhere, and at least one emergency that could have been a text. 😂

At this point, I'm not raising kids... I'm managing a team of tiny overachievers with unlimited talking privileges.

06/04/2026

Funny how packing a single lunchbox was sufficient during the school year and now my kids eat 37 times a day in the summer.

Do you ever look at your child and be like...”you are my favorite person in the world but go to sleep.”Because I love yo...
06/04/2026

Do you ever look at your child and be like...”you are my favorite person in the world but go to sleep.”

Because I love you with my whole heart, but if you ask me one more question after bedtime, I may need a timeout of my own. 😂

Motherhood is a wild mix of cuddles, chaos, endless snacks, and bedtime negotiations that somehow turn into a full-blown hostage situation every single night. Being a mom means loving your kids more than anything while also counting down the minutes until they finally close their eyes.

06/04/2026

If I see your message and don’t reply, it’s because my mini assistant is watching youtube and doesn’t like being interrupted.

I hope my kids know before I was a mother I was a menace to society so their teenage lies and tricks wont work on meRais...
06/03/2026

I hope my kids know before I was a mother I was a menace to society so their teenage lies and tricks wont work on me

Raising teenagers is funny because they really think they're the first generation to try sneaking things past their mom. 😂 Sorry kids, mom was young once too... and probably a lot better at it.

06/03/2026

True love is waiting in a drive thru line for 23 minutes so your teenage daughter can get some drink called a pink mermaid fizz with coconut cold foam.

Sometimes I wonder if my daughter got any of my qualities but then I see her trip over air, laughs at inappropriate time...
06/03/2026

Sometimes I wonder if my daughter got any of my qualities but then I see her trip over air, laughs at inappropriate times, throws up the middle finger and that's when I realize she's my mini clone 😩

Nothing prepares you for the moment you realize your daughter inherited all your best qualities... and all your weird ones too. 😂 From the sarcasm to the chaos, motherhood is basically watching a tiny version of yourself run around causing trouble.

06/03/2026

I think the most important part of parenthood no one tells you about is the minute you buy something in bulk your kids will decide they don’t like it anymore.
It’s a fact.

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