Altered Judgement

09/19/2026

Off to Oktoberfest at Warwick Farm Brewing

09/19/2026

The great debate: where do you fall on the edible vs. biohazard spectrum?

We’re mapping out the official rules of engagement, and opinions are completely split:

1️⃣ The Purist: If it happens in the same zip code, the plate is dead.
2️⃣ The 8-Inch Gambler: Respect the perimeter; anything past 8 inches is clean eating.
3️⃣ The Feral Survivor: If it’s dry and through denim, a 3-inch gap is plenty of clearance.

Catch this debate and much more in Episode 28 of Altered Judgement, streaming everywhere now!

Which camp are you in, and what’s the worst crime against a plate of food you’ve personally witnessed? Sound off below 👇

09/18/2026

Eppys live on Spotify and Apple now sorry for the delay! Check it out on Spotify via the link below and while your there give us a follow! As always Stay Tuned!

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09/18/2026

“I can fix it!” 🔨
Apologies to everyone who hit refresh earlier—Apple Podcasts and Spotify hit a snag, but Episode 28 is officially LIVE everywhere!

09/18/2026

Episode 28 is having some issues on Spotify working on fixing it now but live on YouTube without problem!

09/18/2026

Pinkies all the way up—Episode 28 is LIVE! 🥃✨

The second installment of our classiest tradition has officially arrived: Distinguished Degenerates II. We started the evening like true, refined gentlemen sipping Di**le Gin & Tonics and breaking down an authentic Irish whiskey gauntlet straight from Joe’s Ireland trip—Jameson Original, Black Barrel, the 12-Year Distillery Reserve, and a killer 10-Year Single Malt from Di**le Distillery.

Naturally, the high-society act completely unraveled from there.

Tune in as we spiral into:
🥃 Andy Milonakis age conspiracies & Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen
🥃 Claustrophobic nightmare-fuel caving TikToks
🥃 The scientific blast radius and hygiene rules of farting on food
🥃 The debut of our brand-new segment: Reel Reactions, where we scroll our unhinged IG algorithm until the studio cameras literally gave up on us.

Hit the link in our bio to watch the full episode on YouTube or stream it on Spotify/Apple Podcasts!

09/17/2026

No disrespect to the classics, but this one completely stole the show. 🥃✨

We poured the 10-Year Single Malt from **ledistillery on the latest episode, and from the apple pie spice nose to that nutty, peppery finish, it blew us away. Huge shoutout to the team at Di**le—Joe couldn’t stop raving about the hospitality when he visited, and the whiskey in the bottle is truly top-tier.

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Have you tried anything from Di**le Distillery yet? Drop your favorite Irish pour in the comments! 👇

09/17/2026

He definitely understood the assignment. 😂🚗💨
Playing Reel Reactions on tomorrow’s brand-new episode of Altered Judgement! Would you pass the vibe check or roll your window up?
Episode 28 drops tomorrow!

09/16/2026

Finding a tiny hole in the ground and thinking “yeah, let me wedge my entire body in there” is certifiably insane behavior. 🕳️🙅‍♂️

If you’re unfazed by cave spiders and having half an inch of breathing room, more power to you—we’ll be right here on the surface!

Episode 28: Distinguished Degenerates II drops this Friday, 9/18! Hit the link in our bio to catch up on YouTube and Spotify.

Could you ever do extreme caving/spelunking, or is this your absolute worst nightmare? 👇