Wickedly Fresh Farm

09/11/2026

09/11/2026

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This is my great-grandmother’s chair. It’s been in my family for years, and 💎 has apparently decided it’s her rightful inheritance.

I mean… LOOK at her. 😂

Sitting there like she pays the damn mortgage and has an opinion about everybody’s life choices.

I guess some family heirlooms are passed down through generations…

And in this case some are claimed by the dog. 😂❤️🐶

09/10/2026

☕️ Good morning, y’all!

It’s Thursday, the coffee is working overtime, and I’m headed to work to manage the chaos. 😂

Some days you’re motivated.
Some days you’re organized.
And some days you’re just really good at pretending you’ve got this under control. 🤣

Either way… let’s get this day moving. 💪☕️

09/09/2026

Alright, farm people… 👀

What’s ONE thing you planted that absolutely took over your property?

Because every year I say, “I’ll keep it under control.”

And every year the plants laugh directly in my face. 😂🌿

Just look at this Wisteria....it apparently identifies as an "inside" plant. 🤣🤷‍♀️

09/09/2026

I went outside to check on the chickens.

The chickens looked at me.

I looked at the chickens.

Nobody accomplished a damn thing. 😂🐔

Just another productive day at Wickedly Fresh Farm.

09/09/2026

What’s the FIRST thing you need in the morning to become a functioning member of society?

☕ Coffee
🚬 A cigarette
😴 Another 3 hours
🖕 Leave me the hell alone

Choose wisely. 😂

Me, personally....I've always been amazed at people who wake up perky and energized first thing in the morning.

I'm a combination of I need a 🚬 and my ☕️ and don't expect me to function properly until I finish my first cup.

09/09/2026

Good morning to everybody except the people who woke up before me and somehow already have their s**t together. 😂

I’m still negotiating with my coffee and questioning several of my life choices.

Happy Hump Day. ☕😂

09/09/2026

The entire house is sick. 🤧😂

Coughing. Sneezing. Groaning. Looking like a damn commercial shoot for Mucinex....

BUT ME? 😏

I went and bought myself a 2015 Nissan Frontier today. 😎🔥

After looking, comparing, test driving, overthinking, second-guessing and probably annoying the hell out of everybody…

I BOUGHT THE DAMN TRUCK. 😂

So if anybody has an opinion about it, a better suggestion, or thinks I should've bought something else…

Please keep that mess to yourself. 🤣

Because today I am 100% certain I made the right decision.

I got a TRUCK.

I got my sanity.

Paid 💸

No bank owning my ass and looking for payments....

And apparently I got absolutely ZERO fuggs left to give. 😂🔥

CAN'T NOBODY TELL ME S**T. 😎

I'm still sick though, somebody pass me a tissue. 🤧

09/08/2026

Beautiful skies this morning. Happy Tuesday ❤️

09/07/2026

I know I have been absent from posting this weekend but we went to Carowinds the past 2 days and may just go again today. We just bought season passes for the rest of this year and next year. It's 45 mins from the farm.