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06/20/2026

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Three University students (Vicris, John, and Mike) dodged an exam because they did not study. They came up with a plan, ...
06/20/2026

Three University students (Vicris, John, and Mike) dodged an exam because they did not study. They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer.

“Sir, we are sorry we couldn’t make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see.”

The Lecturer understood and gave them three days to prepare.

After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied.

The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows:
1. Who got married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25 marks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25 marks)
4. What type of car broke down? (25 marks)

I’ve been here for over 1 hr and I don’t know what to write ✍️ 😭💔

Read and enjoy 😊 A bl@ck man and a white man were se@ted on an airplane,The bl@ck man had a bunch of banana, while the ...
06/19/2026

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A bl@ck man and a white man were se@ted on an airplane,
The bl@ck man had a bunch of banana, while the white man had a m0nk£y.
The black man wanted to go to the t0!let, so he said to the white man “Please watch over my bananas, while I’m g∅ne”.He went,
came b@ck and found out that the bananas were all g∅ne. The white man p0inted at the monk£y and said, ”your brother the monk£y ate all of them”.
The bl@ck man smiled and kept quiet. Minutes later, the white man said, “Please hold my m0nk£y while I pee”.
He came back and met the m0nk£y de@d. He asked the bl@ck man what h@ppened and he replied, “This is a family m@tter, please stay out of it!”

One word for the men 😅😜

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Just this morning I heard someonecryïng in front of my compound. When I went closer.:Vicris : Hi! Why are you cryïng. Gi...
06/19/2026

Just this morning I heard someone
cryïng in front of my compound. When I went closer.:
Vicris : Hi! Why are you cryïng. Girl.: I’m chëating on him 😩
Vicris :You don’t have to çry out your eyes on this.
Sometimes it normally happens.😕
Girl.: I have to çry. I promised him never to chëat on him. Now I fail him.😭
Vicris; Please stop cryïng.
Girl.: I want to show him how much
I’m sorry for what I have done. He
has suffëred alot for me to be alive
today.😢
Vicris: Hmmm.... And who is that lucky Man?
Girl.: “G0D” I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I can’t stop thinking about all the good
things he had done for me. 🥹🥹
If you are grateful of all the good things God has done for You.
Just take 2secs and type “THANK YOU LORD" .........✍️

Boy - Dad I want to get marriedDad - That is good, do you have a girlfriend?Boy - YesDad - Who?Boy - My grandma she said...
06/19/2026

Boy - Dad I want to get married
Dad - That is good, do you have a girlfriend?
Boy - Yes
Dad - Who?
Boy - My grandma she said she loves me so
much, I love her too, she happened to be the
best cook in the world & very good story
teller
Dad - There we have a problem, you can't
marry her she's my mother.
Boy - Why not? But You married mine.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN😅😅🤣 Boy: Ah finally this is the momentGirl: Will you leave me?Boy: NoGirl: Do you love me?Boy: Yes al...
06/19/2026

THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN😅😅🤣

Boy: Ah finally this is the moment
Girl: Will you leave me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes alot
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking this?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Everytime i have the chance
Girl: Will you ever hit me?
Boy: Am i crazy? of course not
Girl: Can i trust you?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Darling
NOW READ IT FROM DOWN TO THE TOP🫰😃

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Most read❤️I took a taxi as i was going to work and sat next to a very pretty and fair lady. I greeted her and asked he...
06/19/2026

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I took a taxi as i was going to work and sat next to a very pretty and fair lady. I greeted her and asked her for her name but she ignøred me.

I removed my phone from pocket and made a fakē call,

"Hello, it's l victor , wash all those cars and park them east wing of the estate. I'll be back in a week's time!!!.

I continues

"I had to even take a taxi to the airport to catch my flight to Dubai. Open my bed cupboard, u will see the sum of $25,000 use it for ur needs, ok..."

The lady was starring at me while i pretended with the fake call.

I was Very convinced that i got her, i stopped the call and asked her,

"Why are u looking at me like that?" 🙄

She replied,

"Take, this is the battery of ur phone. It fell down when u were removing ur phone out of ur pocket 😳😳😳😳...."

I couldn't say a word for over
5 minutes, my shirt Was soaked with Sweat.
😭😭😭😭
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Good morning my people A man just came back from a journey that lasted one week. He sat down, looking tired, & unhappy...
06/19/2026

Good morning my people

A man just came back from a journey that lasted one week. He sat down, looking tired, & unhappy. His 2-year old daughter came to him and goes: Daddy, Mummy has just gone out."

Daddy: "Where has she gone to?

Baby: "To do her hair".

Daddy: "OK".

Baby: "Daddy, are you annoyed."

Daddy: "Not at all. Why do you ask?

Baby: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, if you smile to me now I will tell you who sleeps with Mummy on her bed each time you travel."
The man became very anxious, breathing heavily and his heart was just pounding, believing that the cat was going to be let out of the bag. He quickly oozed out a very broad smile, hugged the small girl pulled her closer to himself.

Daddy: "Oya tell me now, I've smiled. You want me to smile again." He kept on smiling.

Baby: Smiled, jumped up twice & said. Daddy, it's me. And I have stopped urinating on Mommy's bed...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Read and enjoy 😊Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad?Son : BothDad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Duba...
06/18/2026

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Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
Son : Both
Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go?
Son : Dubai
Dad : That shows u love your mum more?
Son : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
Dad : Okay, if i go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
Son : Malaysia
Dad : Replied angrily, why?
Son :I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
Dad : When did you go to Dubai ?
Son : During the first question
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So you between your dad and your mum who do you like most?😎

06/18/2026

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