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07/09/2026

My Crush called me yesterday 📞

She was like “Hello handsome! I am so hungry right now, please can you come to my house? And when coming please, buy a big chicken so that I can prepare something delicious for us to eat.”

Though I was very broke, I looked for where they were selling chicken and bought a big one and went to her house.

She then slaughtered it, cooked only 4 pieces for us to eat and she put the rest inside the fridge.

Just 10 minutes into her cooking, someone called her and she went outside to answer the call.

After receiving the call, she told me that her brother was on the way and she would not like her brother to meet me in the house and that if he met me, he wouldn't be happy.

So, she said I should go, that she would call me when her brother leaves.

So, I peacefully went to the saucepan of food, picked the 4 pieces of chicken, opened the fridge, took the rest and went to my house.

Since yesterday I have been calling her to know if her brother has left so that I can go back, but she is not picking my calls 😭😭

My people, did I do anything wrong?🙄
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07/08/2026

Laugh again🤣🤣

1" Make Nobody Talk to Me Now I Dey Vex😟 I Carry Fufu Come WorK and Leave the Soup for House😔

2" Pastor Pay 2K for Offering
Usher Say Total Offering Na
#1,650😂🤣

3" The Most Respected Persons In a Wedding are Those Sharing Food&DrinKs
I Can Great Them 5times😂🤣

4" Ladies When Your Husband Is SicK and the Elders Ask You...*Is He Still Eating??*
They Don't Mean Food...Have Wisdom My Sister🤣🤣

5" You Keep 0n Saying What a Man Can Do Woman Can Do Better...My Sister Can You Urinates Through The Window 0f a Moving Vehicle?😅🤣

6" I Would Love to Marry a Stammerer So that Before She Can Even Say *"Babe I Need Money",* I Don Already Left The House🤣🤣

7" Just Because i No get Money,you Con use my ATM Do Ruler🥺

8" Plumber Wey Dem Carry Come Repair Kitchen Sink
Don Warm Jollof Rice Say Him Get Ulcer😅🤣

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07/08/2026

A G!rl Returns Home After 30 Years.

DAD: (āngry) Where the h€ll have you been all these years???

GIRL: I was working as a Prôst!tute in the V!etnam.

DAD: What!!.... G€t out of my house,You Whôr£, I don't want to see your fāce Again do you undērstand?!!

GIRL: (Cry!ng) Before I go Dad, I came to give you $10m!llion cheque, and here is $2 m!llion for my brother. I have b0ught a b!g house in UK for you with everything in it including a Ferärri and a Bugāti. By€ Dad.

DAD: (Sm!ling) What kind of w0rk did you say you were doing in V!etnam??

GIRL: (Cry!ng out loud) A Prôst!tut€ Dad!!!

DAD: Come and give Daddy a hűg, I th0ught you said you were a "Pr0sēcűtor."😂😂😂

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07/08/2026

🤣🤣 laff till u forget ya name 🤣😂

😂 I can’t støp laughing...😂
A girl👩 in her slëep was dreaming💭.
She👩 drëamt that she was engaged💍, stïll in her slëep, she👩 was getting marrïed💍 to the samë lucky män👨.

After the wedding, she👩 became pregnänt🤰 😱and was rushëd to the delivery røom🤔 and the nurse asked her 👩to püsh. 🔊

She püshed and delivered a bäby👀 but the nurse tøld her 👩it’s stïll remainïng, she püshed and delivered the seçond baby, and she 👩was told it’s stïll remainïng another baby.

As she was tryïng to püsh the third bäby out, her roømmate👨 shøuted🗣, FAVOUR wakeup !...
You don s**t for bed. 🙆🙆
😇😅😅🤣

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07/08/2026

😅😅😅 hot jokes 😂 😂 😂 😂

1. As soon as they notice your relatiōnship is very smooth BOOM they tell your partner what you did in 1944😁😁😁😂

✍️ ♥️

2. Have you noticed that after scratçhíng your itchy a**s, the d£víl will always whísper, ''now smēll your fingers my child''.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘

3. ..You stay awake till 12:00am just to tell someone's girlfriēnd happy birthday
Accurate time ⌚keeper... Weldon Sir! Assistant boyfrīend 😂😂😂😘😂😂😂😂

4. “I míss you”...”I míss you too” is the anthem for long distance relātionship ”I wish you are here” is the chorus😂🤣😂😂😂😂

5. iPhone 19 is out....this one does not play music, the artist comes out and perform it live😂
I move 🚶🚶🚶😂😂😂😂😂

6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darlíng, Hôney, Love." What’s the secret?" Old man : I førgot her name and I’m sçared to ask her!😀😀😀😂😂😂😂

7. Däting a fāt girl is fun, until u carry her and thrôw her on the bed and the bed divides líke the red sea...🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🙆‍♂️🤪😂😂😂

8. When you are single nobody líkes you, but once you are in a serious relātionship, Boom💥 crúshes, wítçhes, admires, wīzards, v@mpires, even gh0st appëar 🤣🤣🤣
Let me come and be going🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂

9. GUCCI said they haven't sold any of their products in Africa; *Abeg wetin una dey wear since?🙄😄😂😂

10. U.S MEÇHANIC : Sir we think your car is due for service we need to diagonïse the car to know the fāúlt sir

NAIJA MEÇHANIC: oga start the car ... 0ff am ..start am again ..give am fire .. tutor am well ..oga e be líke say na ur battery ooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

11. All those boys that are plaiting hair and putting on earríngs 😇
May God add menstrüåtion to your swág😂😂😂

12. Have you noticed that the person you don't love keeps doing the right thing but the one you will be behäving líke ēvíl spirït.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

13.People are búsy cüddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold

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07/07/2026

You told your wife that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier.
Her husband comes back and you hurriedly hid under the bed.
The soldier sends his wife off to the market while you are still hiding under the bed. you overhear him inviting a lady over the phone.

The lady comes and shortly after his wife comes knocking citing that her clothes are stained and she wants to change them.

Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed.

Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bed turns out to be your wife and both of you are looking at each other under the bed like rabbits without saying a word.

In school, We call it REUNION
In social gatherings, we call it GET TOGETHER
In Mathematics, we call it Simultaneous Equation
In Psychology, we call it "what goes around comes around"
In Chemistry, we called it chain reaction
In Economics, we call it demand and supply
In Physics, we call it nuclear fusion! In Agriculture we call it crop rotation 😂😂😅
In English we call it coincidence 😂😂
In government we call it check and balance 🤓🤓
In food and nutrition we call it balance diet 😁😁

May the phone of those who skip after reading without liking and commenting fall into a basin of water 🚶

07/07/2026

1. Welcome to Nigeria, where a girl can tēxt you "goodnight" and go text another guy 'I can't sleēp' 😂

2. The reason why most people use Facebøok more than Whåtsāpp is because Whåtsāpp doesn't have free mode.
😂😂😂

3. Me: Mum my leg is paīning me
Mum:why won't it paīn you when you are always pressing phone💔💔🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️😂😂😂😂

4. U visit your man and don't even swēep his room, u don't wash his dīrty clothes, u don't scrūb his washroom and u expect him to take u seriøus 😪😪😪😪u would continue to be a side chīck 💁💔

5. Hāt£ when website ask questiōns like "are you a human"
No I'm a washing machine😏😏
🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂

6. My neighbors daughter just gave me ss1 maths to solve😢

Please pray 4 me.. am about to disgrāce my school.😂😂

7. Stinginēss is when you read someone's post, laugh but didn't like or cømment on it.

The Kingdom of thūnder is at hand oooo😜😜😜😜

8. Real boyfriend give half of his salary to his girlfriend and a real girlfriend rejēcts it. Hope I'm not drūnk.
😂😂😂

9. Some girls are not seriøus, you are single and you’re walking around with earpiece...if a guy cālls you now,how will you hēar ? 😹😹😹

10. When you are BrøKe, no one takes you seriøus.
Even dogs don’t bārk at you when you pass by!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

11. You cāll me with a privāte nūmber and expect me to speak
first? We'll all do breathing competition till your aīrtīme finishes😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

12. “ The love I have for you guys is like a cøpied assīgnment, I can’t explain it” 🤭😊

13. Stop ignøring my post 😏 am not your Ex 😂 I did nøthing to you 😏🚶

Dm let's vibe 😃❤️

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Abi i no dey try 😔🤦‍♂️

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07/06/2026

Girl : ah finally this is the moment
BOY : Will u leave me?
GIRL : no
BOY : do u love me?
GIRL : yes alot
BOY : hv u ever chêated on me?
GIRL : no y are u asking this?
BOY : will u kiss me?
GIRL : everytime i get the chance
BOY : will u ever h!t me
GIRL : are u cr@zy? Of course not!
BOY : can i trust u?
GIRL : yes
BOY : darling
NOW READ IT ALL BACK WARD READ FROM DARLING AGAIN😂😪😂😂

I'd you understand it after reading it all back let me see your comments

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But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸
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07/06/2026

LAUGH SMALL😂😂😂😂😂

1:Stop forcing yourself into people's lives like Phoenix browser and ayoba app🤣🤣

2:YäHÖÖ boy carry ashäwoo enter Hotel Ashäwoo steal him iPhone come forget Her Pànt🌹🥴

3:Shaving stick is now #200 🙆🙆... I rather boil water 😂😂, And do it in chicken 🐓 way😂

4:I slept this afternoon and dreamt that I was eating bread😋😋
Wen I wake up I no see my pillow again 🥺🤧😢😭

5:To my future wife!
4 rounds before bed,3 rounds midnight,1 quickie before I go for work.
That's me when I marry.
😋😋😋😋

6:Some guys 👬 be like, I like girls 👧 with expensive taste 😝, yet they price 1k jean till the Aboki start crying 😂 😁

7:Since I was born👨🏽‍🦱and now I am getting old👴🏿 I have never seen a gf asking her bf to buy her Bible
My brother have you seen 👀

8:I don wicked phyno today 😌. I play buga song like 100 times 2day. 😁He's mouth go pain am tired😂 😂

9:I Can't Believe One Day I Will Use My Money To Marry Stress From Another Family
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Make I use money prove love keh

Wetin do my preeq?😒

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