Make Artie Lange the Next Colonel Sanders

Make Artie Lange the Next Colonel Sanders Artie Lange should be the next Colonel Sanders! KFC, please make the fat little bastard known as Artie Lange the new Colonel Sanders!

While Hammond, MacDonald and Gaffigan were lovely Colonels, We the People much prefer a (former) Jack Daniels swilling, pizza eating, dog hating, whore using, (former) cocaine abusing, hairy backed, big bellied blowhard from New Jersey!

05/15/2020
Something interesting is going on with Artie Lange today. Wonder what Artie Lange is up to? So many theories!
05/01/2016

Something interesting is going on with Artie Lange today. Wonder what Artie Lange is up to? So many theories!

Just a nice little non fried chicken article... Artie Lange, getting things done... http://triblive.com/mobile/9668998-9...
03/21/2016

Just a nice little non fried chicken article... Artie Lange, getting things done... http://triblive.com/mobile/9668998-96/film-king-josh

A Scottdale native is about to make his mark on the film industry. Josh King of Chicago recently announced he has signed a preproduction deal ...

03/15/2016

Don't forget to drop in on KFC's page, and let them know you want Artie in the next few commercials! They don't have a comment section to post on, but you can scroll down to the Jim Gaffigan commercial - that's the perfect place to comment about our favorite Baby Gorilla! #👆👅👍

There’s good – and there’s finger lickin’ good.

03/15/2016

(video courtesy of on Twitter)

03/15/2016

Geno Bisconte, always interrupting. (video courtesy of on Twitter)

Tell The A.V. Club how you really feel about Gilbert being the Colonel! 🍗 http://www.avclub.com/article/gilbert...
03/15/2016

Tell The A.V. Club how you really feel about Gilbert being the Colonel! 🍗 http://www.avclub.com/article/gilbert-gottfried-wants-be-next-colonel-sanders-233678?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_campaign=default

Kentucky Fried Chicken has taken a few big swings with its advertising campaigns over the years: Some worked—the company’s disconcerting 1967 ad featuring Colonel Sanders enduring a lie detector looks like it could’ve been directed by John Frankenheimer—and some didn’t (the less said about KFC’s 198

Vote Artie Lange for the next KFC - Kentucky Fried Chicken Colonel Sanders!
03/15/2016

Vote Artie Lange for the next KFC - Kentucky Fried Chicken Colonel Sanders!

Some great video shorts from Artie's favorite video clip guy. Enjoy! 👆👅
03/14/2016

Some great video shorts from Artie's favorite video clip guy. Enjoy! 👆👅

“It's obvious folks! for Colonel https://t.co/GTn01RHUKL”

Who wore it better?
03/14/2016

Who wore it better?

Artie Lange mentioned in latest article as KFC debate heats up! 🐓🐓🐓http://theinterrobang.com/artie-lange-new-colonel-sa...
03/14/2016

Artie Lange mentioned in latest article as KFC debate heats up! 🐓🐓🐓http://theinterrobang.com/artie-lange-new-colonel-sanderArtie Langenge

A Gilbert Gottfried page was pushing hard, but does this mean it’s all over? Is Gilbert just getting tossed out in the trash with The Situation? Hope Artie brings back the song. Colonel Artie Lange confirmed! The decision has been made! Colonel Artie Lange confirmed! Posted by Make Artie La…

03/14/2016
This is an outrage! Tell Death&Taxes just how wrong they are!
03/13/2016

This is an outrage! Tell Death&Taxes just how wrong they are!

03/13/2016

Special shout out to Stern Facebook Superfans (Twitter ) for their help! It's hard to cross promote across two different social media platforms. Your generous help is greatly appreciated! 🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗

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