Life is Hell

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08/23/2023

PSL junkies... It's almost that time of year again.

08/16/2023

 So I have this friend that is channeling Jack Kerouac... does graphic design as well.

Venice Beach, Where the Debis Meets the Sea. A chaotic haven of dreams, desires, artists, misfits, and seekers of all stripes.

08/12/2023

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08/03/2023

Don't lie to your mechanic...

“It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction… Fiction has to make sense.” – Mark Twain And people tell me I’m not right in the head… A Quick look at the Über Stupid Day in and day out we all do stupid things… Chronic stupidity is part of the human condition I suppose. I belie...

08/03/2023

Finally sober but by no means sane...

So, I was blind drunk when I bought this house on the wrong side of town… Shortly after that I stopped drinking… Then my wife left… Then I woke up to: The Crack House Across the Street Christmas 1991 Even before I noticed the closed circuit TV camera in the tree pointed up my […]

08/03/2023

Mothers should probably teach their sons how to cook...

The First thing that happened after I stopped drinking was: The blonde left me and filed for a divorce… The next thing happened? I found out I didn’t know how to cook. Cheap Easy Food It was truly pathetic that I had managed to live to the age of 26 and had no understanding whatsoever about […...

08/03/2023

My Father-In-Law Hates Me My Father in Law doesn’t like me much and I suppose that’s not uncommon… I mean yeah, I sort of get it… I’m doing all manner of nasty things to your daughter when we’re not here, watching you, watch football, on TV, but isn’t that just life? I mean… I’ve g...

08/03/2023

Car theft auto mechanics and my lucky weasel pelt...

My lucky Weasel Pelt was purchased by my father off an Indian Reservation in 1969… It disintegrated about 10 years later. Bad Breaks and Misunderstandings My life isn’t really unmanageable it just takes a long time to explain… I mean, logically it is very linear but the finer points are parall...

08/03/2023

If you think he**in is addictive...

Ci******es | Smoking To***co Some time ago, there was this genius that said: “Okay this is what we’re gonna do: You know that plant the bugs won’t even eat?… We’re going to take those and grind them up… Then we roll it up in a paper tube… We light one end of the paper […]

08/03/2023

 I shouldn't write when I'm pi**ed off but Amazon Sucks

Amazon sucks but unfortunately it's only place you can find anything because every place else is gone. Amazon Uber Alles.

07/31/2023

The Ghost of Steve Jobs

Now that I’ve caved in to the Apple Ecosphere Let me tell you a little bit about what you should know The latest MacBook Pro 13