Homer Gossip Girl

05/17/2025

hey gossipers, my much needed slumber has subsided. i’m awake now. and as my eyes look to every little flower, realize the dirt that’s on you. I know I do.
As my cup runeth over, please share. maybe we can get 1 thing straight in this town. you know you love me XOXO. gg

03/05/2025

ms. kitten, heard you wanna punch me in the face. do it. bet it would be more action than you’ve seen in decades. truth to close to home? it will be. xoxoGG

03/05/2025

seems like commotion was a
woke up. to be clear. i only post fake stuff and, some real stuff.. these are things heard by many here. i’ll post them if the bar can hear .. we all can. if your upset… its because you started it or spread it. my gossip is for elite level. the crumbs you get are from your late night drinking sessions that are borderline narcissistic and hilarious. want real gossip? old billionaires are cool but lowly producers do more for fame hungry gals . bet the billionaire wins. money wins. everytime. xoxo cheers daddy.? ELITE status is 50$ a month.. facts with video. you even get a button.,

02/27/2025

anyone shaking in their boots yet?

02/27/2025

hey friends. let me use my intuition. think of your five best friends. now me. wh**es.
xoxo

02/27/2025

PS. the messenger isn’t the one to go after. go to the source. or look in the mirror. same same.

02/27/2025

it’s all coming………

02/02/2025

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02/01/2025

To quote the great and tragically famous Oscar Wilde. “ always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.” I have decided to bid you farewell. the simple plan to entertain with nonsense and glamour has some of your panties in a .. i don’t know a.. a fractal theory? and a theory is what it is.
As i lay in bed, thinking of all the things you never did but i told stories about.. maybe you should wake up and be noticed, judge across the board, see yourself in others. you won’t. you never could. the picture of you is the one you want to see. the only one you’ll see. i see me. it’s sad. it’s trying to do everything but be myself. WHY? because you are playing a game. and you’ve already lost. you know you love me me. XOXO gossip girl.
I might be gone, but like a lost cat, i’ll find you. may i suggest gloves? Our hands might get a little dirty.

01/21/2025

My, my, my, my little Gossipers. looks as though you have all been busy. From where I see it, I might be obsolete. Aren’t you all just a rowdy lil bunch. Posting pictures and commenting on that anonymous page. I’ve always told you it’s been you all along. But you prefer to take the high ground and convince yourself it’s not you gossiping.
I’m going to dare you. I dare you to not gossip for 1 week. I know you can’t. why? Because i know what you like, think, and how you react. I won’t talk about you if you don’t gossip. But there’s a twist. If you do, you are fair game. And this time I’ll use names. This isn’t the only Administration takeover. Talk about you later. The Queen might be dead, but i’m not. XOXO GG

01/08/2025

Hey Gossipers, are my ears ringing or is that the fire trucks putting out a certain someone’s fire?Either way, with the start of the new year, i give you a new me. But anytime you wanna start the bidding on what happens next just let me know. Going once, going twice…. you know you love me. GG