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1. Pin a bag of Fritos to your shirt shoulder....Now you have a chip on your shoulder! 2. Tape toy googly eyes to a note...
09/22/2020

1. Pin a bag of Fritos to your shirt shoulder....Now you have a chip on your shoulder!

2. Tape toy googly eyes to a notepad and now you can go as an iPad!

3. Wear a tuxedo to a party and go around telling everyone how sorry you are. You're a Formal Apology!

4. Go to Lowe's and grab several gray color tint cards and tape them to your shirt and go as 50 Shades of Gray!

5. Put a knife through a box of Cheerios and go as a Cereal Killer.

6. Attend a party with a stick in your hand and go around shaking it at people. Now you're Shakespeare!

7. Wear a negligee and write "Freud" on it with a marker. Now you're going as a Freudian Slip!

For couples:

1. One wears a shirt with "envy" written on it and the other wears a green shirt. Now you're both green with envy!

2. One goes as a brown chicken; the other goes as a brown cow. Now you're a Porn groove:
"Brown chicken - Brown cow"! (Think about it!)

09/22/2020
09/21/2020
There's been a child porn bust in Shelby County.
09/18/2020
Shelby County man charged with 10 counts of child pornography possession

There's been a child porn bust in Shelby County.

Daniel Turner Jr., 21, was arrested Thursday by the Shelby County Sheriff’s Office, according to court records made public Friday. He is charged with 10 counts of being in possession of child pornography with intent to distribute.

We'll have an opportunity to hear from @GovernorKayIvey 3 times today on recovery efforts along the Alabama coast follow...
09/18/2020

We'll have an opportunity to hear from @GovernorKayIvey 3 times today on recovery efforts along the Alabama coast following Hurricane Sally. She'll be on @realtalk995 at 8:40 am, press conference at noon from Gulf State Park and at 3 pm from Dauphin Island City Hall. We'll carry them all on Talk 99.5

09/18/2020
And we're supposed to believe the numbers....https://fox17.com/news/local/covid-19-emails-from-nashville-mayors-office-s...
09/17/2020
COVID-19 emails from Nashville mayor's office show disturbing revelation

And we're supposed to believe the numbers....
https://fox17.com/news/local/covid-19-emails-from-nashville-mayors-office-show-disturbing-revelation

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WZTV) — The coronavirus cases on lower Broadway may have been so low that the mayor’s office and the Metro Health Department decided to keep it secret. Emails between the mayor’s senior advisor and the health department reveal only a partial picture. But what they...

The City Council of Minneapolis wonders why crime is going up after they defunded the police.
09/17/2020
Mpls. City Council asks: Where are the police?

The City Council of Minneapolis wonders why crime is going up after they defunded the police.

Council members, some of whom support defunding the department, say their constituents are “terrified” by a violent uptick.

Matt's birthday present finally came in this morning, all the way from Canada.  Look at this fine ESSO vintage hat from ...
09/17/2020

Matt's birthday present finally came in this morning, all the way from Canada. Look at this fine ESSO vintage hat from Producer John. Matt, you are the wind beneath my wings!

09/17/2020
Help the Hoover Police Department catch these two vandals.
09/16/2020
Hoover Police Dept on Twitter

Help the Hoover Police Department catch these two vandals.

“Recognize these 2 suspects? Accused of spray painting graffiti on boulders in Moss Rock Preserve 09/12/2020. Help us identify them! If you recognize one or both, contact Det. Henningsen 2054448634 or @CSMetroAL Thx and pls share! #hooverpd”

This author forgot about the Jerry Sandusky Scandal at Penn State, Dr. Robert Nassar's scandal at Michigan State, Richar...
09/16/2020
Opinion: Big Ten's decision to play football signals darkest day in conference's sports history

This author forgot about the Jerry Sandusky Scandal at Penn State, Dr. Robert Nassar's scandal at Michigan State, Richard Strauss' scandal at Ohio State, and Robert Anderson's scandal at Michigan. But yes, deciding to play football is the darkest day in Big Ten history.

The Big Ten's decision to reverse course and play football in the fall is a dark day for the conference and its new commissioner, Kevin Warren.

Here is the story that is being talked about on Richard Dixon right now involving a woman claiming that the Chinese modi...
09/16/2020
Chinese virologist: China's government 'intentionally' released COVID-19

Here is the story that is being talked about on Richard Dixon right now involving a woman claiming that the Chinese modified #COVID19.

The Chinese government intentionally manufactured and released the COVID-19 virus that led to mass shutdowns and deaths across the world, a top virologist and whistleblower told Fox News host Tucker Carlson.

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Democrat Judges compared to Republican Judges generally: Arguments break out between two groups of judges about what is constitutional. Each group of judges has different ideas about how thing are or are not similar. One may say that objectively comparing characteristics of very similar items show them to be very close to being the exact same thing. The other judge likely would be appalled at many of those comparisons since civilized human beings should not consider all of that to be the exact same thing. One judge accuses the other of being too squeamish and picky. The other judge will say that the first judge is too nasty and has filthy habits and ideas. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Taxonomy+chart+of+Shrimp&t=h_&page=1&adx=prdsdc&sexp=%7B%22v7exp%22%3A%22a%22%2C%22sltexp%22%3A%22b%22%2C%22prodexp%22%3A%22b%22%2C%22prdsdexp%22%3A%22c%22%2C%22biaexp%22%3A%22b%22%2C%22wiadrk%22%3A%22b%22%2C%22langexp%22%3A%22b%22%7D&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.biologycorner.com%2Fresources%2Farthropod_chart.gif Taxonomy of shrimp shows an example of similarities that some people are willing to acknowledge while others strongly disagree. Differences may show up when considering where each specific creepy crawly lives and what each one eats, but that may also show up to be the exact same thing. All creepy crawlies should be cleaned washed and cooked before eating.
Plausible Deniability or Delaying Answers or Avoiding Answers All Together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyBGRhbdfsU TWIX NEED A MOMENT COMMERCIAL UCLA BOOKZONE Doing a brilliant job of playing stupid although the paradox screams to be noticed. They don't deny the existence of smart stupidity. ####################################### Don't listen to this segment while driving or operating dangerous machinery. The Clinton Theory of Moral and Ethical Relativity according to the Amazingly Brilliant Idiotic Genius (Bill Clinton). "It's possible to be so stupid that stupid becomes smart since it's possible to go far enough to the East to be in the West, so East can also be West and vice versa and up and down can be whatever they are needed to be since it's all good if nobody is looking." Based on his book "Using Circular Reasoning To Make Everyone Dizzy and its impact on the Circle Jerk Of Life" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfNhe63S798 The Windmills of your mind (lyrics)- Barbra Streisand Don't listen to this segment while driving or operating dangerous machinery. #############################################x "Back Jack do it again" is human nature since disobedience is addictive, but they may try to exploit plausible deniability. After having noticed all of the strong evidence that God is real there are plenty of people who claim not to be aware. It may be due to wanting to disobey and claim plausible deniability. Back Jack do it again is human nature https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Back+Jack+do+it+again+is+human+nature&t=h_&ia=web&fbclid=IwAR1NZ_9SEiaQKbivFm_vWZ3PoW-oB0UbsbjCqff0KYPmAlDYOng1-AoqVWU https://duckduckgo.com/... If the driver denies seeing the bolder in the middle of the road, why does the driver act like he sees the bolder by steering around the bolder? The driver claims that there is no bolder there, but the driver hasn't yet crashed into the bolder. The driver always steers around the bolder. Ignorance is a game that is popular with a lot of people. They love to play ignorant. #################################xx Wild beasts in a jungle do what they want to do, so they take what they want and are totally lawless. Humans want more security and don't like living by the law of the jungle. Some humans want to have it both ways and letting them get away with it eventually will result in having to go back to living like wild beasts in the jungle. Human politics is getting frighteningly uncivilized.
Fanaticism Left & Right: There are fanatics on both sides. The opposite of a fanatic is just as bad. Balance is preferred. Bring your brain to the crusade. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Fanaticism+Left+%26+Right&t=h_&ia=web Being too cool is just as bad since cool means negligent and apathetic. "Joe Cool" just ignores emergencies.
Preserving the mental health of pets requires action on the part of the owners since a bored pet will become a mentally and physically unhealthy pet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be0bpsJZbuM Teasers that work independently and automatically can be helpful for cats and dogs. Alternating electromagnets can make small objects move unpredictably in many directions, but safety of the teasers is important to consider with a preset timer.
The USA Democrats are going Full NAZI in their tactics plans and agenda. This movie is about the behavior of German NAZI tyrants of the past and also predicts the behavior of Democrats if they get that much power, and Democrats are trying hard to get that much power. Democrats have already telegraphed their intentions with the chaos that they have been causing all over the USA and with their flippant calloused sarcastic reactions and denial of involvement in all of the violence in our streets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PivyjhxvQms&t=735s The people who were trapped in the Warsaw Ghetto finally realized that they needed to respond to the threat from NAZI Germans, and the residents of Warsaw finally took action against the NAZI Occupation, but it was too late for them to win. They should have started earlier. Don't be naive. The USA Democratic Party is the new NAZI Party in every way and as dangerous as the German NAZI Party of the Second World War. Just consider the kinds of dangerous violent domestic and foreign terrorists and mobsters who are being helped and shielded by Democratic Party Officials.
Any resemblance to any existing "Tyson Brothers Go To California" (living or dead) is purely coincidental. I've used only this search phrase "Tyson Brothers Go To California" today in YouTube DuckDuckGo and Google as bait to find out if "Tyson Brothers Go To California" will work as a Rorschach test to trick search pages into revealing who they believe is the true identity of any "Tyson Brothers going to California." I strongly suspect that search pages know who those fictitious "Tyson Brothers" are in real life, but it's hard to trick them into admitting it. They seem to be brilliantly coy. "Tyson Brothers" is a fictitious name and any association with "California" or any other state by themselves or their automobile is also fictitious. The point of this post is to emphasize the importance of being coy during the current political crisis that goes on in our world these days. We must master the art of appearing to be clueless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsXrpxo4uC0&t=86s Introducing the chilling spy thriller "The Man Who Knew Nothing"
The mythology used by Radical Democrat Terrorists seems to be irrational bigoted folktales about inherited evil genetic traits. Radical Leftist Movements tend to create mythological belief systems that accuse their targets of being humanoid beings with demonic souls that make them only capable of doing evil. Hitler promoted that kind of mythology to demonize the ethnic groups that Hitler intended to destroy. NAZI Mythology promoted by Hitler DuckDuckGo: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=NAZI+Mythology+promoted+by+Hitler&t=h_&ia=web NAZI Mythology promoted by Hitler YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=NAZI+Mythology+promoted+by+Hitler NAZI and other Leftists dehumanize their targets to make it easier for them to get away with murdering their targets.
The dismal life of the King of Psychopaths where he has only his misery to celebrate: In nature a lot of fighting goes on due to limited resources and opportunities causing creatures to engage in hostile competition, and often humans demonize their adversaries in ways that are ridiculous. Racism Bigotry & Xenophobia result from that kind of demonizing. There would have to be isolated places where only psychopaths are able to reproduce for such racism bigotry and xenophobia to be warranted since nature does not normally favor psychopaths that much. Psychopaths don't make good boyfriends and girlfriends, and they make lousy parents. People who are smart try to find ways to increase the availability of resources and opportunities so that there is less need to engage in hostile struggles for survival and dominance. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=isolated+places+where+only+psychopaths+were+able+to+reproduce&t=h_&ia=web I'm thinking that there must have been more nice friendly Huns & Mongols than the few highly publicized "Scourges of God" who invaded Europe a long time ago. Any isolated ethnic group that is entirely psychopathic would likely be so inbred that they would become extinct due to all of their pathological recessive genes coming active and causing them to die off from diseases and mutual murder where the whole culture becomes a "circular firing squad."
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If you go to Amazon and type in "United States presidents Chart" you will get this. It's being sold for $49.99 and this is the product description. Presidents of The United States USA Chart Classroom Updated 2020 Version White Wood Framed Poster 14x20. So it's being marketed for school classrooms.
Matt Murphy, you might as well go to the Bank and Buy the New Car for your wife.
SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=subliminal+advertising Duck Duck Go: https://www.marketing91.com/subliminal-advertising/ https://duckduckgo.com/?q=SUBLIMINAL+ADVERTISING&t=h_&ia=web From 1990 to 1995 I noticed something about Monday through Friday Daytime Television. It often implied that a significant numbers of watchers were wanting psychiatric drugs, and wanted to sue somebody, and wanted to go bankrupt, and wanted to get disability checks, and holding grudges against others, and seeking revenge, since those were the topics of many of the daytime television talk shows and commercial advertisements. What I learned from that was The television is full of evil spirits. Get rid of the television and get a job. Many of my ideas come to me while I'm outdoors doing yard work. It gets me away from all of those political and commercial hypnotists and con-artists.