It’s up from here

01/04/2026

11/12/2025

If somebody gets a life sentence and dies in prison, but comes back to life… do they get to go home? 🤔

11/05/2025

11/01/2025

10/31/2025

Crazy work

In 2023, Roda Osman became known online as the “brick lady” after claiming that a man hit her in the head with a brick because she wouldn’t give him her phone number. She went on to collect $42,000 through a GoFundMe campaign. On Wednesday, a jury found her guilty of theft.

10/26/2025

Just a little company filled by a little fun🤣🤣🤣🤣

10/25/2025

Hello to my new followers, I should have some content coming soon

10/07/2025

I remember back in our senior year of high school me & my “best friend” had fell out over a dude I was talking to first. We was both single, but she started getting weird liking all his pics, sliding in his DMs, tryna downplay me like he wasn’t feeling me fr.

Next thing ik she texting him behind my back like “she not even your type.” 🙄 Girl if you wanted him just say that. Then when I confronted her she flipped it & started a rumor like I was that pressed over him. Long story short none of us talk to him now.

Fast forward a few years… her daddy moved back to town & we started dating. Now she’s my stepdaughter. Ain’t no timeframe on getback bbygirl🤣

10/07/2025

Oh honey… let me tell you about the time bloating decided to betray me in public like the ultimate gaslighting (literally) experience 💨💀

So there I was — feeling cute, confident, unstoppable — strutting into a crowd like I owned the place. Hair: flawless. Outfit: snatched. Confidence: Beyoncé-level. Then out of nowhere, my stomach decided to inflate like a hot air balloon on a sugar rush 🎈😩

I went from “who’s that hottie?” to “is she smuggling a toddler under her dress?” in 0.3 seconds flat. Every step I took was a gamble — would it be a burp? A bubble? A betrayal? The suspense was giving Oscar-worthy drama 😭

Some random dude offered me his seat because he thought I was pregnant. Sir, no. I’m just one oat milk latte away from liftoff, thank you very much ☕💣

The worst part? My jeans were holding on tighter than my will to live. I was out there trying to socialize while my insides were having a full-on air pressure convention.

So if you ever see me at a party holding my stomach, don’t ask if I’m okay. Just hand me some peppermint tea, a heating pad, and a reason to live 😤

Moral of the story: bloating isn’t just a feeling — it’s a lifestyle choice my intestines made without consent. 💅

Now your turn — what’s your most savage bloating story? Let’s suffer glamorously together 💃🔥

09/28/2025

It’s definitely too late to switch now