The Jaded Belle Project

08/27/2026

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08/15/2026

I fu**ed up and made eye contact with a man pressure washing Dollar General parking lot this morning. We’re friends now. Obviously.

I don’t know his name but I do know his daughter ain’t s**t, his left knee is bout plumb give out and somewhere out there is a mo********er named Rodney who better hope he don’t come back to Talladega.

I just wanted a Reese’s cup for breakfast but the good lord said “nah.”

Ole buddy is out front. Cutoff shirt. Cigarette hanging off his lip by a Pressure washer looks like it was built out of parts from 3 other pressure washers.

I made eye contact. He hit me with that old man head nod. I nodded back. Shouldn’t have done that.

Cause apparently I didn’t nod. Apparently I said “good morning sir I ain’t got s**t to do and nowhere else to be today. Please tell me everything that’s happened to you since Princess Diana died.”

He shuts the pressure washer off.

F**k.

You ever HEARD the sound of your schedule change?

“Hot one today.”

“Yes sir.”

Second mistake.

Cause people around here don’t know how to have a surface level conversation. There ain’t no acquaintances down here. Just strangers you ain’t got caught by yet. You say “how you doing?” to the wrong mo********er down here and they’ll fu***ng tell you.

3 minutes later I know he’s been married twice, neither one was his fault, his daughter “ain’t been worth a s**t since she met that boy” and he’s got 2 screws in his knee from “the thing in Talladega.”

Five minutes ago I didn’t know this mo********er. Now I know which daughter ain’t getting s**t in the will.

I did not ask what happened in Talladega because I’m trying to LEAVE. So I just went “damn.”

Apparently “damn” means pull your shirt up.

So now I’m looking at a scar above this man’s ni**le at 9:30 in the morning outside Dollar General. I didn’t even know his first name and we had already reached ni**le.

STILL ain’t got my Reese’s.

Then he starts telling me about Rodney.

I don’t know who Rodney IS. But I am looking at what Rodney DID. Now I don’t f**k with him either. I ain’t heard Rodney’s side but it ain’t looking good.

At this point the I try the Southern eject button. Slap the leg. “Well buddy…”

Everybody knows a knee slap paired with a “welp” means this conversation is fu***ng over. I believe he knew that too. He just didn’t give a f**k.

He goes “here hold this” and hands ME the pressure washer wand. Then walks off.

Now I fu***ng work here.

No paperwork. No W2. Apparently this was an interview and I fu***ng nailed it.

So I’m standing there pressure washing for a place I don’t work at for a man WHOSE NAME I STILL DONT KNOW.

Lady walks by me going inside.

“Morning.”

I said “morning.”

Like I’d been opening all week.

Ole buddy finally comes back carrying a carburetor. Not attached to anything. Just a loose carburetor. Oh good. Apparently I’ve been transferred to diagnostics.

He holds it up.

“See what it’s doing?”

Absolutely not. I don’t even know what it’s SUPPOSED to be doing.

So I just start squinting at that mo********er. “Yeahhh…”

He points at something.

“See right there?”

“Yep. There it is.”

There WHAT is?? Could’ve been the carburetor’s belly button for all I know.

Then I get a phone call.
“What are you doing?”

And I had to look down at my own fu***ng hands cause at this point I don’t know.

I’m holding what I THINK is a carburetor. Pressure washer running behind me. Ole buddy’s got half his body in the back of his truck next to a Folgers can full of bolts digging through a pile of s**t like he knows exactly what he’s looking for.

“I think I’m working.”

“Doing what?”

“I don’t know yet… But I think I gotta kill Rodney.”

08/12/2026

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05/15/2026

So I stopped at Little Caesars just tryna grab a cheap pizza & go home 😭. I'm in there waiting on my order, minding my business, when this dude comes busting through the door yelling like “THAT'S HIM RIGHT THERE!” 💀. The whole time he's talking about me, 'cause apparently I cut him off in traffic earlier 😭. Before I can even say anything, the dude swings on me outta nowhere 😭. Why the cashier jumps over the counter like he's been waiting on this moment his whole life, I don't know 😭. He starts tearing dude's up right there by the crazy bread, with breadsticks flying everywhere 😭. Dude finally runs out the store all tore up 💀. The cashier straightens his shirt, hands me my pizza, and acts like nothing happened 😭. I'm like, “Damn, you good bro??” 💀. He looks me right in my face like “Bro, this Little Caesars… we ALWAYS hot & ready” 😭💀.

05/10/2026

❤️ I'm glad that you're my Mother, kind and caring and strong, 🥰
Cause surely no one else could have put up with me this long!‼️
You taught me to say please and thanks, cause politeness is the way..💟
So 'please' can I borrow some money? 💸
Thanks!
Just kidding, HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!! ❤️❤️❤️

03/08/2026

IF ANYONE NEEDS GAS…..
You better get over here quick before they realize that the pump is messed up!!!!
Only $1.30 a gallon. I filled up my truck for $22 dollars. It’s pump number 2 at the shell station on the corner across from ... See More