05/09/2026
"Show Him Your Badge!
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher..
He tells the rancher, ""I need to inspect your ranch for ill*gally grown dr*gs.""
The rancher says, ""Okay , but do not go in that field over there,"" as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, ""Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.""