07/22/2026
Mike Miles, you can’t keep eating (or hiring) out of your trash forever. 🚮
Eventually, somebody has to buy groceries.
Who cares if they didn’t get certified during their first two-year waiver?
✨ Let them try again! ✨
Your child’s wait for a certified teacher has been extended!
Thanks to a brand-new magically discovered waiver that surely wasn’t customized for HISD’s embarrassing teacher retention problem under our great leader.
If it looks good on paper, who cares if it’s actually working?
But wait for it….it’s not working. We’ve heard through the Principal grape vine that there will be a few F rated schools this year. 😱
Don’t worry, they’ll polish the turd right before visitors arrive for maximum optics. 💩