Jorp's Discount Meat & Mayo

04/01/2024

🚨 ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨

JOR P’S DISCONT MEAT & mAYO is has return with new dine in cafe style bistro restaurnt fearing featuring chicken sandwich ice water and much much more including all the world wide selecton of mayonnaise s we offer at our store from around world. .. get ready for all the great thing we can have offer communit y very soon very soon. Thank

You

Manager,
Pipsterd Floordirt

01/01/2024

New manager Pierce Coobler has made a accident he ordered a lot a lot of century eggs from a mysterious distributor now we have so many of these black eggs we pass his mess on to you by doing savings of 15% each case of century eggs for you or your family if they eat them. Open today until we close .

JORPS DISCOJNT MEAT & MAYOO

07/19/2023

🚨 🚨🚨PLEASE HELP THIS SATURDAY THE RATS ARE BACK 🚨 🚨🚨

JORP’S Discount Meat & Mayonnaise is having a rat stomping event Saturday morning from 10am-3pm. We are infested bad and need the community’s help in exterminating these rats. They came in a shipment of items from Germany and have multiplied FAST. There will be inflatables in the parking lot for the kids and Huckleberry the clown will be performing stand up comedy at 1:30. We will provide a special lunch for free and rags to clean the rat goo off of boots (or most any other type of shoe). Please help us before we lose our store to very smart German rats again. Once was enough.

Paul Gore
Manager

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05/22/2023