02/05/2026
I'm gonna help you WIN a bet this weekend.
(Bet someone Taylor Swift won't be shown AT ALL during the game, and if they've been living under a rock = easy WIN). Here are some more:
1. Will Seattle attempt a pass from New England's 1-yard line? It's about 90% certain this will NOT happen. The last time the Seahawks played the Patriots, Seattle tried this instead of running the ball, and it cost them the game.
2. Will a Patriots linebacker catch a pass? It's about 94% certain this WON'T happen, either. But it's an interesting bet, because Pats coach Mike Vrabel caught touchdowns in TWO Super Bowls as a linebacker for the team.
3. Will Patriots receiver Stefon Diggs propose to Cardi B after the game? It's only 9% likely.
4. What celebrity Patriots fan will be shown on camera first? Mark Wahlberg is the favorite, at 25%. He's followed by Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, John Cena, and John Krasinski.
5. Which Bay Area landmark will be shown first, the Golden Gate Bridge or Alcatraz Island? The safe bet is the bridge, at 91%. There's only about a 15% probability it'll be Alcatraz.
6. Will Bad Bunny expose a ni**le during the Halftime Show? That's 81% LIKELY.
7. What song will Bad Bunny start the Halftime Show with? The odds-on favorite is "T**i Me Pregunto", at 67%.
8. What color liquid will be poured on the winning coach? The classic bet. Orange and Blue are tied at 30%.
9. Will the official viewership of the game be over or under 118.5 million? The smart money is on OVER . . . which is 58% likely.
10. Who will the MVP mention first in his speech? You can't go wrong with God. He . . . or she . . . is 75% likely to be first. Teammates are second, and the city and/or its fans are third.
