Gaucho Marks Magazine

06/08/2021

It's out! Read Gaucho Marks Magazine Spring 2021 at gauchomarks.com

https://gauchomarks.com/2021/06/08/the-off-the-grid-edition-spring-2021/

The latest edition of Gaucho Marks Magazine!

06/02/2021

The FINAL CHAPTER of Gaucho Plagued Absurdism is UP!

"A circus of cosmic energy courses through the grasses and walks, convening atop of Storke Tower where the ringleader floats. Or does he?"
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The FINALE of GPA.

06/01/2021

Finally! A reaction from admin: "In conjunction with Subtle Asian Traits and Elon Musk, Yang is utilizing the entirety of AS’s $15 million budget to bring us the ultimate electronic dance music festival."
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Chancellor Yang x Elon Musk x Subtle Asian Traits

05/04/2021

New Classroom Building Slated to Be Chuck E. Cheese! What does this mean for your fear of that RAT?! Find out now at gauchomarks.com
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https://gauchomarks.com/2021/05/04/new-classroom-building-slated-to-be-chuck-e-cheese-chancellor-reports/

05/03/2021

Do you hate reading? We'll do it for you! Tune in to this Gaucho Marks Book Club where we read on The Thai Restaurant Takeout Menu!
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https://gauchomarks.com/2021/04/29/book-club-reading-the-thai-restaurant-takeout-menu/

“ #8: Larb.”

04/29/2021

The penultimate issue of Gaucho Plagued Absurdism is OUT! Read it to find out who's on the other side of your Zoom call and what it all means!
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https://gauchomarks.com/2021/04/29/gaucho-plagued-absurdism-gpa-vol-3-iss-2-down-the-temporal-hole-zoom-to-the-past-2-34/

On Thursday morning, Daren clicked the Zoom link for his medieval literature class, and when he did, a bright blue light shot out from his computer screen and blinded him. What?!

04/27/2021

Ever wonder what an Associated Students is? Well click this article and learn nothing!

"Hot Girl Who Just Followed You Is Incidentally Running for A.S."

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https://gauchomarks.com/2021/04/27/hot-girl-who-just-followed-you-is-incidentally-running-for-a-s/

And everything else you need to know about A.S. Elections!

04/21/2021

"How much more cookie-cutter can we get here, people? It’s literally being cut by a fu***ng machine!!!"

What is it about sliced bread that begs such constant comparison? Read now at gauchomarks.com: "A Slice of History"
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https://gauchomarks.com/2021/04/21/sliced-bread-isnt-even-that-good-a-slice-of-history/

Two weeks ago, I decided to go on a Zoom call with one of my friends to “catch up” on the various happenings in both of our lives since the pandemic struck. We chatted, chortled, and even cheered a…

04/19/2021

"In an effort to remove the Ever Given from the Suez Canal, UC Santa Barbara researchers teleported the ship from the waters of Egypt to the Adam’s ale of the campus lagoon!"

Read the latest NEWS UPDATES at gauchomarks.com!

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https://gauchomarks.com/2021/04/19/that-big-boat-is-now-stuck-in-the-campus-lagoon/

To remove the Ever Given from the Suez Canal, UCSB researchers teleported it! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

04/15/2021

Did you hear? Gaucho Marks is selling NFT! BUY BUY BUY!

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https://gauchomarks.com/2021/04/14/press-release-gaucho-marks-announces-nft-auction/

On Matursday, premiere satire conglomerate Gaucho Marks will release their latest issue in the form of a non-fungible token (NFT)–becoming the first magazine of its kind to do so.  The satire …

04/06/2021

Still haven't read the Work from Home edition? What do you have to lose?!

Stop studying for finals and READ THIS:

Gaucho Marks Magazine—UCSB's only dedicated humor publication—just released its Winter 2021 issue! Read it at gauchomarks.com
https://gauchomarks.com/2021/03/15/the-work-from-home-edition-winter-2021/

03/16/2021

Stop studying for finals and READ THIS:

Gaucho Marks Magazine—UCSB's only dedicated humor publication—just released its Winter 2021 issue! Read it at gauchomarks.com
https://gauchomarks.com/2021/03/15/the-work-from-home-edition-winter-2021/