09/21/2026
🐊 WHAT. WAS. I. THINKING?!?!?! 😳😂
Let me take y’all back a few years…
My older brother talked me into doing something that, looking back, I’m pretty sure was a terrible life decision. 🤣
Picture this…
The Okefenokee Swamp. 🌿🐊
And me…
Walking across a tiny, FLOATING walkway made from basically a few 2x4s…
WITH HUGE 13-FOOT ALLIGATORS lurking in the water on BOTH SIDES OF US. 😳😳😳
Yep.
You read that right.
THIRTEEN. FOOT. ALLIGATORS. 🐊🐊🐊
And for some reason, my younger self thought:
“Well… my big brother is here, so I must be safe!” 😂
Apparently, having your big brother beside you temporarily turns off your survival instincts. 🤦♀️🤣
But let me tell you something…
The entire time I was walking across that little floating death trap, my brain was SCREAMING:
“WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?!?!?!”
“WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?!?!”
“WHAT HAPPENS IF I FALL?!?!?!” 😳😂
Meanwhile, those enormous gators were just sitting there looking at us like…
👁️👄👁️
“Interesting…” 🐊🤣
I have ALWAYS had this weird relationship with alligators.
I absolutely LOVE them.
I think they are beautiful, powerful, fascinating and honestly one of the most majestic creatures out there. 🐊❤️
BUT…
I also have a very healthy understanding of what those giant jaws are capable of! 😳😂
So WHY I willingly stepped onto a few pieces of lumber floating through a swamp FULL OF GIANT PREDATORS is something I still cannot explain to this day.
😂😂😂
Somehow…
I SURVIVED.
And now I can look back and laugh about it.
But if someone came up to me today and said:
“Hey! Wanna walk across a couple of 2x4s through the swamp with 13-foot gators swimming beside you?”
I would simply say:
“NOPE. I HAVE LEARNED THINGS.” 😂😂😂🐊
Apparently, younger me had ZERO COMMON SENSE and WAY TOO MUCH FAITH IN HER BIG BROTHER. 🤣❤️
But honestly…
I’m glad I did it.
Because now I have one CRAZY story, one unforgettable memory with my brother, and a whole lot of respect for the Okefenokee and the incredible creatures that call it home. 🐊❤️🌿
Would YOU have walked across that little floating walkway?! 👀😂
Be honest…
🐊 YES — I’M CRAZY!
🐊 HECK NO — I VALUE MY LIFE! 😂