Cult of Dave

10/09/2025

Based, and Gnostic-pilled.

10/09/2025

You know what we really are? People who understand the "big club, and you ain't in it" interpretation of reality that George Carlin understood twenty years ago. It doesn't take more that reading a book written by or having a conversation directly with at least one educated person outside the privileged caste of your home society to gain this understanding.

We're anti-establishment because we know that everything the establishment tells us to be optimistic about is a lie, and every villain it ever shows us who is purported to be responsible for our suffering is also a lie. We're incredibly psychologically damaged for kind of the same reasons... We're surrounded by multiple competing datastreams of lies, all of which are somehow in agreement that those of us who can no longer ignore that the inequality and suffering is sort of the whole point of the system... we're apparently the "real problem".

Nothing brings Democrats and Republicans together like a heartfelt desire to crush everyone currently trying to express that this is all incredibly cruel and purposeless, and it kind of breaks human souls when we ignore purposeless cruelty.

09/05/2025

09/03/2025

It was just as genocidal when it was land being taken from Canaanites.

09/02/2025

08/30/2025

I think he turned himself into orange man to build as much distance as possible from the phrase "grape face".

08/26/2025

Nobody should ever have more wealth than could be earned by working for one thousand years at minimum wage. Right now in the United States, that would be about 15 million dollars.

If you have more than fifteen million dollars, you are a parasite.

08/15/2025

I allow myself to "Walter Mitty" with synchronicity sometimes, and the idea of divine intervention in the form of separating this post's author from "CyberSamsara" via interference with his social media page gets slightly more than 10% acceptable to me if I posit that we've been painting the walls with the Gospel of Uncle Benjamin for longer than computer driven algorhythmically generated content has existed in the meatspace subset of reality.

Neurodivergent spontaneous insight is oft considered to come from the individual's heightened sense of pattern recognition. We've been teaching pattern recognition to computers since Netflix / last.fm / Pandora recommendations.

Factor in the hot mic in your pocket at all times. If I can get a targeted ad for jobs as a substance abuse counselor immediately after having a gentle conversation with a friend about maybe their consumption getting excessive all the way back in 2015, of course this person can lose their page during a spiritual experiment just to make sure that the result of the experiment still contains at least a mote of quantum essence.

A 19-year-old woman walks into the ER:

Can’t speak

No food or water for a week

Frozen in rigid postures

Diagnosis: Kundalini Psychosis Syndrome.

I read her case study… and thought, “Let’s see how close I can get without falling off the edge.”

This was reckless, potentially re****ed. But I got to see some things I've never seen before.

New essay "I Speedran Kundalini Psychosis (any%)" JUST DROPPED (!!): https://open.substack.com/pub/cuckfucius/p/i-speedran-kundalini-psychosis-any?r=2g7umx&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true