The Real DOSS FERRY chronicle

10/29/2025

Take the money and run!!! You would watch…

10/29/2025

🐾 “Just a Friendly Reminder” — by The Real Doss Ferry Chronicle

Man, y’all ever notice how every HOA email start off like a sweet grandma and end like a cop writing you a ticket?

“Just a friendly reminder…” — brother, if it was friendly, it wouldn’t include three paragraphs about fecal-based disease transmission.

They said, “It doesn’t take much to remember that we have pets in our community.”
Yeah, I remember, Brenda. Mainly because my Crocs still got PTSD from that landmine over by the walking trail. I thought it was mulch till it winked at me.

Now they talkin’ about leashes and fences like we’re runnin’ a canine correctional facility.

“6-foot privacy fence, dog-eared.”
Why “dog-eared”? Y’all trolling?
That’s like saying, “You can have your dog outside, but only behind this dog-themed wall of shame we approve of first.”

And I love how they slipped “Architectural Review Committee” in there like it’s the CIA.

Buddy, this ain’t the Vatican. We’re talkin’ about a backyard fence, not the Louvre.

But I get it. Nobody wants to step in the wrong kind of community spirit. Still, if we’re gonna start calling people out, maybe the HOA can send a follow-up email about the mysterious neighbor that walks their dog at 10 p.m. wearing black like they’re doing recon for Animal Planet.

Look — if you’re gonna let your dog drop a bomb, just bring a bag and show a little dignity. Otherwise, next time it rains, the retention pond’s gonna look like a Yoo-hoo factory exploded.

Anyway, pick up your p**p, leash your wolf, and remember: nothing says “neighborhood pride” like a yard free of landmines and an HOA email that didn’t need a hazmat warning label.

— The Real Doss Ferry Chronicle 🐶💩

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10/29/2025

Just keep reloading...

10/29/2025

Fire me!!!

10/29/2025

10/29/2025

Marked Safe From Monkeys Today!!!

10/27/2025

Breaking news….

10/27/2025

The Analog Bag: Because Nothing Says ‘Unplugged’ Like Filming It for the Internet”
By THE RDFC trying to make sense of this nonsense—

So apparently, there’s a new movement sweeping through social media — and by movement, I mean a bunch of people making videos about not making videos.

It’s called the Analog Bag. The idea is simple: fill a cute little tote with “non-digital” things — a book, a crossword, maybe a candle, a deck of cards — and use it to “escape screen time.” Sounds great, right? A noble pursuit. A rebellion against the tyranny of the glowing rectangle.

Except… they then grab their phone, set up a ring light, and film a 90-second TikTok showing everyone what’s in their Analog Bag.

I watched one woman say, “I just love taking time to disconnect,” while staring directly into a camera, editing filters, adding captions, hashtags, and a trending audio track.

Here’s a thought: if you need to announce your digital detox to an audience, you might not be detoxing — you might just be contenting.

Back in my day, we didn’t need a tote bag to remind us to read a book. We just… read one. And if we got bored, we stared into space until something interesting happened — like lightning, or an argument at the gas station.

So if you really want to unplug, try this: leave your phone at home. Don’t tell anyone. Don’t film it. Don’t hashtag it. Just be bored for a while. Turns out, it’s free — and you don’t even need a matching canvas bag to do it.

10/26/2025

I’ve spent $2,000 on 4 uniform combinations.

$2,500 on private lessons.

$800 on bats (this year)

$250 on catchers gear

$650 on every hitting gimmick on Facebook

$3,000 on private lessons

$ A $30 “Tournament Fee” (This Week)

Nope. Not paying a $10 gate fee… Ready or not here I come!

10/26/2025

South Carolina Fans Preparing To Storm The Field Early, Accidentally Celebrate Alabama’s Game-Winning Touchdown

COLUMBIA, SC — Chaos erupted in the final minutes of Saturday night’s game as thousands of South Carolina fans began stampeding toward the field, believing they were about to witness history. Unfortunately, they did — Alabama’s history. Witnesses say the crowd’s premature celebration turned into a mass “walk of shame” after the Gamecocks fumbled and Bama scored, leaving fans quietly tiptoeing back to their seats pretending to “just be looking for their kids.” One fan reportedly muttered, “We were THIS close to being on SportsCenter for the right reason.”

10/19/2025

That face you make when you play …