Bearded Guy and Car Stuff

Bearded Guy and Car Stuff Bearded man. Lover of the absurd and cars. I laugh at fart sounds, slip on imaginary banana peels, and love the history of the car!

If it’s dumb, pointless, has an engine or makes no sense… I’m in. Warning: you may like what you see!

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🎤 “I Got 99 Bags of Jerky… and You’re about to have one!!!”

Yo.
Harper’s got the meats lookin’ like a snack aisle just dropped an album.
🔥 Garlic Black Pepper spittin’ bars.
🤠 Cowboy jerky walkin’ in slow-mo to country music.
🍯 Hot Honey Teriyaki? Bro, that one flirts with your taste buds.

These bags so good, I slapped my own hand after the first bite.
Told myself, “Sir, calm down. You got guests.”
I was alone. 😳

99 bags stacked up like it’s a mixtape release party in here —
and every single one goes harder than your aunt at karaoke night.

99 bags deep — now tell me who’s your savior? 😤

📍 Harper’s Meat Processing
☎️ Call now, or regret it like that one haircut you thought was a good idea in 2011.




Address

Kingman, AZ

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 5pm
Tuesday 8am - 5pm
Wednesday 8am - 5pm
Thursday 8am - 5pm
Friday 8am - 5pm
Saturday 8am - 4pm

Telephone

+19283030655

Website

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