02/03/2025
Ah yes, nothing screams "economic genius" like slapping tariffs on our biggest trading partners—Canada and Mexico—who just so happen to prop up half the U.S. economy. Brilliant move, really. Why stop there? Let’s tax oxygen next and see how that goes.
This isn’t tough-on-trade; it’s self-inflicted economic su***de. When Canada pulls U.S. products off shelves and Mexico cranks up the cost of exports, guess who foots the bill? Spoiler alert: It’s not the billionaires. It’s the same middle-class MAGA voters who’ll still be waving their flags while paying double for groceries, wondering why their paycheck disappears faster than Trump at a subpoena delivery.
Felon 47 doesn’t understand trade, doesn’t care about workers, and has never looked past his next grift. The man bankrupted a casino—a business where people literally give you money for nothing—and his cult thinks he’s going to outmaneuver global markets? Sit back and watch the trainwreck, folks.