Daemon Noire Designs

04/20/2025

This isn't *quite* the smile our DM gives when he says this s**t... But it's not *not* the smile.

Get yours here: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/170104518

03/21/2025

Who TF looked at the spice aisle and thought "You know what I really want? A computer with no taste buds to tell me exactly how much seasoning my dish needs." The designers of this s**t must all be descended from a bland bowl of gruel.

03/20/2025

It's been a minute since I posted anything here. But I have been working! Here's my latest personal project.

I have a terrible habit of collecting snippets of things people say online and wanting to turn them into designs. But this phrase just begged to be made. It's beautiful, simple, and has such a lovely symmetry. Plus, it's about yarn. :D

I absolutely hated the Y and E that came with that yarn font. So I pieced them together from a couple of other letters and poked at them in Photoshop until I was happy. Much love to my bestie for being my sounding board and providing excellent feedback.

Get yours here:

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/169362914

07/01/2024

I will have y'all know that I spent WAY too much time looking at the models trying to decide which of them would wear a fart joke.

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/162494719

06/24/2024

Just taking a quick survey: If something similar to this were on a t-shirt, would a fart icon up in that top space be too obvious?

Out for breakfast and spotted this sign. I kinda want to make underwear with this on the butt.

06/09/2024

I made a ridiculous t-shirt. And I 100% picked this particular version because this dude looks like EXACTLY the sort of person who would get this printed on boxers. 😁

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/161891218

06/07/2024

Sometimes I sketch something on my Wacom and it just isn't coming together right. So I break out the pencil, ruler, and sketch pad so I can get the proportions where I want them. I'm thinking this may be the new header for Crossed Wires. Thoughts?

06/07/2024

Out for breakfast and spotted this sign. I kinda want to make underwear with this on the butt.

06/05/2024

Look! An actual thing, actually made by me! I created this cutie for a PTA teacher appreciation event and I'm honestly kind of going down a creative rabbit hole with these food items with faces.

Just a silly coffee pun. Great for teachers, IT workers, parents, and any other person in your life who deserves a free cup of coffee.

06/05/2024

Check out my friend Idiorhythmic's awesome dice bags. I love them so much that I bought three (shhh, don't tell the Mixed Nuts).

05/15/2024

I found this one while going down a rabbit hole of small artists who get their stuff ripped off by bigger companies. You should 100% support artists by buying s**t directly from the artist. And you should 100% buy s**t from this artist, because Goddess knows I can't afford to buy everything I want from this dude.

Wooden shelves to fit your personal loves and aesthetic dreams.

03/29/2024

Starting s**t counts as creating something, right?