01/05/2026
Whilst nursing a Bucks Fizz yesterday morning, I noticed it contains 36% white wine - what white wine I suspect nobody except those that make it knows, and they might not know either if machines are involved instead of manual labour which let's face it it's 2023 so that's highly likely, and 40% orange juice.
So where is the other 24%? And what is it?
40, size 11, can't face another finger food buffet for at least 350 days