Alma Evasco Page

Alma Evasco Page I believe that to live A Fruitful life, one has let go of anything that bothers your soul, be grateful of what you have, and have a focus for the day!
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Live in the present!

06/14/2025

If X = the number of times I re-explained PEMDAS,
and Y = the number of coffees I need to survive today,
please solve for Y…
…before I lose my function—coffee time!

06/14/2025

Two triangles walk into a bar.
One says, “I feel so pointless.”
The other replies, “Don’t worry, I’m an acute triangle and I still don’t get noticed!”
Then a circle rolls in and says, “Relax guys… life just goes around in circles anyway.”

06/13/2025

It’s Friday the 13th… and these angles are scarily incorrect!📐😱

06/12/2025

My patience is on backorder until next school year.

06/12/2025

How can you compete with phone in the classroom?!

06/12/2025

“Passed the class by the grace of Wi-Fi and chat gpt!”

06/12/2025

“I didn’t pass the class… the class passed me out of pity.”

06/11/2025

Dear God, thank You for this new day. Fill our hearts with peace, our minds with wisdom, and our steps with purpose. Bless everyone reading this with strength and joy. May we all face today with hope, kindness, and faith in Your plan. Amen.

06/11/2025

Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?
👉 Because the teacher told him not to use tables!

06/11/2025

Q: Why was the equal sign so humble?
A: Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else!

05/13/2025

Problem of the day: My tens digit is three more than my ones digit.
The sum of my digits is 11! What am I?

04/18/2025

The Case of the Missing Variable”

In the quiet town of Algebraville, something strange had happened — the variable x had vanished from every equation.

Mr. Pythagoras, the town’s top detective (and triangle enthusiast), was on the case.

“Have you seen x?” he asked Ms. Graphia, who ran the function café.

“I lost x years ago,” she sighed. “Still haven’t found it.”

He questioned suspects: a suspicious-looking negative sign, a shady radical, and even the ever-mysterious imaginary number i, who just laughed, “You can’t prove I’m real.”

Finally, he found x hiding under a radical sign, saying, “I just needed a break. Everyone’s always trying to solve me!”

Pythagoras nodded. “Understandable. But the equations are falling apart without you.”

x sighed. “Okay, I’ll come back… but only if people stop dividing by zero.”

The town cheered, and balance was restored — at least until y decided it needed to find itself.

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