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Alien: RomulusR 2024 ‧ Horror/Sci-fi ‧ 1h 59mCue the lo-fi beats and the vintage VHS effectsWe finally got another one, ...
08/17/2024

Alien: Romulus
R 2024 ‧ Horror/Sci-fi ‧ 1h 59m

Cue the lo-fi beats and the vintage VHS effects

We finally got another one, Boys. whats up back at it again with another film review. Let's dive into the spooky, squishy spacey nightmare that is Alien romcom I mean Alien: Romulus. Which by the way likely references the mythological figure Romulus, the legendary founder of Rome. Romulus, along with his twin brother Remus, is a symbol of origin, survival, and the violent birth of a new order. This connection may suggest themes of beginnings, foundation, and perhaps the brutal conditions under which new civilizations (or in this case, new forms of horror) arise. In the context of the Alien universe, the name "Romulus"
could metaphorically relate to the birth of something terrifying and foundational within the series' lore, possibly marking a return to the franchise's origins while introducing a new chapter or entity that carries a significant impact. It may also imply the creation or discovery of something that, like Romulus's Rome, is destined to grow into something powerful and enduring—albeit with a dark and violent genesis. These mythological and thematic parallels could be why the filmmakers chose the name "Romulus" for this installment​ and keeping up the tradition of Greek names. Like Prometheus.

Did they bring back the xenomorphs? yeah, they did it—they brought back them back along with
the face-huggers, and all the existential dread you could ever want, but... did they stick the landing? Let’s find out. First off, this movie is like if you took the OG Alien and Aliens, shoved 'em in a blender with some VHS tapes of Blade Runner and a sprinkling of your favorite 80s horror flicks. It takes the formula and runs with it. A horror film with Teens in space. It’s as if you gave people from the original alien and aliens films and gave them updated film equipmentment and said go crazy. Pays homage and fan service in a respectful way.

Fede Ɓlvarez, the guy who brought us that Evil Dead remake, knows how to make you squirm in your seat, and here, he’s playing all the right notes—just maybe a little too close to the originals at times. Set between the events of the original Alien (1979) and Aliens (1986), the film is praised for capturing the claustrophobic terror that defined the early films. A Classic troupe in horror is isolation, one of the most isolated places in existence, space, prefect. The plot centers on a group of young people who, in a desperate bid to escape their grim existence on a mining colony, board an abandoned spaceship, only to encounter the deadly xenomorphs.

The film's atmosphere is heavily influenced by the classic haunted-house-in-space formula that made the original so effective. The production design and practical effects are especially noteworthy, with a deliberate move away from heavy CGI in favor of tangible, lived-in environments that heighten the tension and realism. This return to practical effects is a major point of praise, as it creates a more immersive and terrifying experience for the audience.

We’re talking practical effects that look like they’ve crawled out of a Ridley Scott fever dream. There’s some seriously gnarly creature design here, and the space station where our unlucky crew of Gen Z miners end up feels more lived-in than my old room full of N64 games. There’s a real effort to make the environment feel gritty, grimy, and full of history—like people lived and died here long before our crew showed up and made bad decisions. And yeah, they make some real bad decisions.

Let’s talk characters. We’ve got Cailee Spaeny as Rain, who’s basically the 2024 answer to Sigourney Weaver's Ripley. She’s tough, but forgettable . She’s just trying to survive, and honestly, who wouldn’t be? But the real star here is David Jonsson as Andy, the synthetic. This dude’s playing mind games with everyone, including us. Half the time, I didn’t know whether to root for him or be freaked out. And honestly, that’s how you know he’s nailing it. There isn't specific information available that confirms whether the character Andy is explicitly portrayed as autistic. However, characters who are synthetics or androids in the Alien franchise often display traits that could be interpreted as being on the autism spectrum, such as difficulty with social interactions, a focus on logic and tasks, and a unique way of perceiving and processing the world around them. David Jonsson's portrayal of Andy is noted for its complexity, making the character intriguing and enigmatic, with audiences unsure whether to fear or sympathize with him​ . This ambiguity might lead to different interpretations, including one where Andy's behavior could be seen through the lens of neurodiversity, but without clear confirmation from the filmmakers, any conclusions would be speculative.

Another noteworthy observation is his portrayal has interesting layers when you consider his race. In science fiction, synthetics often represent "the other"—beings that are created, owned, and often exploited by humans, drawing parallels to historical and ongoing issues of slavery and racism. By casting a Black actor as Andy, the film may subtly invoke these themes, whether intentionally or not. The parallels between Andy's existence as a synthetic and the historical treatment of Black people as property or slaves add a deeper layer to his character. Synthetics in the Alien franchise often grapple with questions of autonomy, identity, and purpose, much like how marginalized groups have historically fought for recognition and rights. Moreover, Andy’s struggle with his programmed directives and the way he is perceived by others could reflect the societal prejudices faced by Black people, who are often judged and constrained by societal expectations and biases. This interpretation suggests that Andy's character might be seen as a commentary on the intersection of race, identity, and humanity's fear of "the other."However, these themes are likely more interpretive than explicit, as the film does not overtly address race. Still, the casting of David Jonsson as Andy adds a significant layer of complexity that invites viewers to explore these possible connections.

But okay, this movie’s not perfect. The audio mixing? Yikes. It’s like they recorded the first 30 minutes in a wind tunnel or something. I couldn’t make out half the exposition, which is kind of important when you’re dealing with a plot and also the accents are kind of hard to understand without subtitles, but hey I understand why our boy Ridley Scott, is British and since he is producing the film with his company Scott Free why not? Don’t even get me started on the CGI resurrection of Ian Holm’s character from the first Alien. They tried to go for that sweet fan service, but it just ends up looking like something from a creepy deepfake video.

That said, if you’re into that old-school, haunted-house-in-space vibe, Romulus delivers. It’s got the thrills, the chills, and enough gooey body horror to make you question your life choices. It’s like watching your favorite horror franchise come back to life, but this time with a bit more self-awareness. The plot might be thinner than my hairline, but sometimes you just want to see some aliens eat people, you know?
In the end, Alien: Romulus isn’t here to revolutionize the franchise—it’s more like a greatest hits album with a few new tracks. And honestly, I’m okay with that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go re-watch the original and remind myself why I never want to go to space. Catch you later, space cowboys.

Subjective 7.9/10
Objective 7.5/10

01/19/2024

"I've learned that you can fail at what you don't love, so you might as well do what you love."

01/04/2024

I'm tired of looking at it and wanted to get it out b4 the 2nd of the month but work has been busy as all heck. any ways here's a 86 percent done video. lets...

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01/04/2024

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I'm tired of looking at it and wanted to get it out b4 the 2nd of the month but work has been busy as all heck. any ways here's a 86 percent done video. lets...

Gran TurismoPG-13 2023 ‧ Drama/Action ‧ 2h 15m Let me start off by saying with Neil Blomkamp at the helm I gave it the b...
09/12/2023

Gran Turismo
PG-13 2023 ‧ Drama/Action ‧ 2h 15m

Let me start off by saying with Neil Blomkamp at the helm I gave it the benefit of the doubt.
I mean he's made District 9 Chappie and Elysium, all pretty decent films dealing with Bipedal robots, Organized crime, bodily transformation and in the heart of it all Technology. This film looks like a step in a different direction for him. From an interview I saw, the motivation might have been his love for cars and how interwoven the story was. With all that said…..

STORY 5/10
So you like gaming? hu?!?!
This film was hard to watch at times, it was so cheesy and in your face.
Dad: quit wasting your time! Kid: No I am going to be a RACER!!!
There was a shot of a tiny poster or object that said something along the lines
"Eat sleep game" or " Don't bug me i'm a gaming" From that point I knew i was in for a cringey time.

The one part that ticked me off was that there was a romantic love interest and when she referred to the thing that took so much time from the main character as a ā€œgameā€ he corrected her and called it a racing simulator. THEN LATER in the film when David Harbour’s Character asks the main dude something like ā€œ you look a little tall you sure you can even fit inside the car?ā€ Main character responds something to the effect ā€œ well in the game i doā€ or something like that the whole time i'm thinking ā€œ what happened to it being a racing sim?ā€

This whole film feels like it was marketed towards 10 to 14 year olds which isn't a bad thing I just went in blind.

EDITING 6/10

The video of Orlando Bloom’s character telling Jann he qualifies for the tournament. It cuts off so nasty. He didn't even give him a little dead space after talking. It cut right on the last syllable of the word.

Cuts of spewing dirt in a swirl, 3 out of ten times a car took off. It almost looks like a recycled asset.

This nasty bokeh shot focused too much on the chin of the drivers; it looks like a mistake.

The shot of David’s character listening to his walkman as the previous scene was using the same song to transition to the current scene. On paper it sounds like a good idea but the restaurant was not the place to be listening to heavy rock while waiting for Main character. At least to me it felt out of place. Yeah I know he listened to it in the beginning but whatever.

DIRECTING 5/10
Knowing Mr.B previous works. It feels like he let the studio or someone else handle some of the film and let this be a nice way to film some cars or this is a genre that he knows little about and wanted to get his feet wet.

WRITING 5/10
Just wow, I can’t do better but I know some cringey writing when I hear it.

ACTING 6.5/10
They did the best they could with the material they had to work with.

Cinematography 7/10
Would of been better if he didn’t force some scenes so much (Example: talking about one thing and out of nowhere they hit us with a 3 second sun lens flare behind the main character.)

All in all its an endearing story of a kid achieving his dreams as a race car driver. Even if it was stretched a little bit for the movie magic. (Look at his Wiki for what he actually placed in because I don't want to ruin that for you..)

A solid 6.5 out of 10
I’m good at watching it once. Any other time would be overkill.

3/29/2023 7:55PmJohn Wick: Chapter 4R 2023 ‧ Action/Neo-noir ‧ 2h 49mThis film was a satisfying chapter in a franchise t...
03/31/2023

3/29/2023 7:55Pm

John Wick: Chapter 4
R 2023 ‧ Action/Neo-noir ‧ 2h 49m

This film was a satisfying chapter in a franchise that has ran its course.
There were so many moments that gave me the impressions of the matrix. That’s when it hit me that this franchise was the answer to the void/need of the Matrix, which is a symbol of great action, camera work, philosophy and Keanu Reeves.

The instances were
Dancing scene where people are dancing to a style of electronic music.
Heavy fight scene in water
A train station
A warehouse that looks like a the scene where Neo stops bullets

The way the 1st film started off was, man kills dog, man gets revenge. It’s simple and clean. But as the time went on they added more branches and paths that diluted the core reason people came to the theater in the first place, that was blood pumping action!

This film feels like a generic background movie poster in an actual film. Something that plays on a monitor or screen in a film. It’s so painfully generic that it actually works. I feel so dirty for appreciating this film to great lengths. The best way to describe it is to eat a slice of gooey pizza at 3am after fasting most of the previous day. It hits differently. Too much and you’ll get sick of it.

The action was phenomenal. The sound was crispy. The theme was easily digestible and in its own league. The comedy was subtle. The lighting direction, quality, source and color was on point. The acting was acceptable. The characters are memorable. Lastly the composition was on the verge of rivaling the best works in the business.

Overall a great film to pass the time with.

8/10

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