09/23/2025
Daily humorous stories：
John stared at the menu, almost in tears:
John: “Damn… even the fries cost more than my paycheck.”
Mike: “Bro, that’s not a paycheck, that’s a tip jar.” 😂
John dug into his pockets and sighed:
John: “Guess I’ll just sniff the burgers and drink water.”
Mike pulled out his phone and tapped furiously:
Mike: “Relax. Watch your balance.”
John: “Wait… did you just Venmo me or sell my kidneys online?!”
Mike: “Neither. I used HappySky. New players get $10 free, you win quick, and cash out faster than the drive-thru line.”
John’s eyes went wide:
John: “So you’re telling me fries are basically free now?”
Mike: “Forget fries, bro. Order the combo, supersize it. You’re rich in HappySky terms.” 🍟🍔🥤
They both cracked up walking to the counter. As John swiped his card, he muttered:
John: “If my wallet keeps eating like this, I’ll need a gym membership too.”
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