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Vegas Valuations, Jamie & Ashley, for real Sin City adventures.

Anyone else still get THIS excited every single time they land in Las Vegas? 😂✈️🎰
09/22/2026

Anyone else still get THIS excited every single time they land in Las Vegas? 😂✈️🎰

You’ve got $15 to build your PERFECT 24 hours in Las Vegas. 🎰🍸One hotel. One meal. One show. One gambling denomination.A...
09/22/2026

You’ve got $15 to build your PERFECT 24 hours in Las Vegas. 🎰🍸

One hotel. One meal. One show. One gambling denomination.

And you cannot spend more than $15.

I’ve stared at this thing for an embarrassingly long time, but I think I’ve got mine:

🏨 $4 — The Cosmopolitan
🍔 $3 — Tom’s Watch Bar
🎭 $5 — Absinthe
🎰 $3 — 10¢ slots

TOTAL: $15

Cosmo balcony, food and drinks at Tom’s, Absinthe at night… then whatever dignity and bankroll I have left gets handed over to a 10¢ slot machine. 😂

I’m pretty comfortable with those life choices.

Your turn: how are you spending your $15? 👇

And I want to know which choice on this board you think is the biggest bargain. 👀 (Aside from the 'Buck in a Cup' dude - which let's be honest is tremendous value at $1)

09/21/2026

Vegas has officially reached the point where you need to ask the price BEFORE you fall in love with the drink. 😂🍹

Ashley was VERY happy with her Frozen Baileys outside O’Sheas.

Then she told me what she paid for it. 😳

The worst part?

…I’d probably buy another one. 😂

💰 What’s the most ridiculous amount YOU’VE paid for a drink in Las Vegas?

Happy Wife Appreciation Day… seriously. ❤️If you’ve watched our Las Vegas vlogs on YouTube, you may have wondered whethe...
09/21/2026

Happy Wife Appreciation Day… seriously. ❤️

If you’ve watched our Las Vegas vlogs on YouTube, you may have wondered whether Ashley and I actually like each other — never mind love each other. 😂

We bicker. We roll our eyes. We push each other’s buttons. And, at times, we appear to be doing everything in our power to get under each other’s skin.

The truth is… that’s us.

What you see on camera is pretty much exactly who we are off camera.

We have a sense of humour with each other that some people may find a little… unconventional. 😂 But I genuinely believe it’s also one of the things that has kept us together — and sane — for 20 years.

We had two kids pretty young in life. And to suggest we carefully planned it that way would be a big, fat lie.

A sense of humour was pretty important when we were in our very early 20s, getting calls from friends asking us to come out to the bar while toddlers were screaming in the background.

It was pretty important when we were so broke that renting a movie on a Friday night could legitimately require what felt like a family budget meeting.

And it was really important when we lost family at ages when most people are still fortunate enough to be able to lean on theirs.

Through all of it — and all of the chaos that’s come since — we’ve always been able to laugh.

At life.

At ourselves.

And, most frequently, at each other. 😂

09/20/2026

Vegas math is undefeated. 😂🎰

Day 1: “We’re pacing ourselves this trip.”

Day 2: Apparently the budget was more of a suggestion than an actual plan.

Be honest: how many days into a Vegas trip before your budget officially goes off the rails? 😂👇

The bonus was in there the whole time. Apparently it was just waiting for me to leave. 😂🎰Nothing quite prepares you for ...
09/19/2026

The bonus was in there the whole time. Apparently it was just waiting for me to leave. 😂🎰

Nothing quite prepares you for the emotional damage of funding a slot machine for 20 minutes… only to watch the next person sit down and IMMEDIATELY trigger the bonus.

I’m happy for you.

Truly.

Vegas gamblers: what’s the quickest you’ve ever seen someone hit after you walked away from a machine? 😂

The evidence is officially public. 🍹😂Day 3 of our latest Las Vegas vlog is LIVE NOW on YouTube — and this time I decided...
09/19/2026

The evidence is officially public. 🍹😂

Day 3 of our latest Las Vegas vlog is LIVE NOW on YouTube — and this time I decided to document one of our Vegas days in a way that was probably far more revealing than necessary:

I tracked EVERY drink I consumed from breakfast until the end of the night.

DAY THREE FEATURES:

🍊 Bottomless Mimosas at Alexxa's Las Vegas
🦩 Flamingo Wildlife Habitat
🎰 Casino Royale
🥶 A Frozen Baileys at O’Sheas
🇨🇦 A meetup with some fellow Canadian Vegas degenerates
🍻 Bottled Blonde Happy Hour
🏓 A b**r pong showdown with The Vegas Dawgs
🍺 Cheap drinks at the legendary Stage Door
🍔 And eventually Gordon Ramsay Burger at Planet Hollywood

🎬 I Tracked EVERY Drink I Had in One Day in Las Vegas
DAY 3 IS LIVE NOW on YouTube.

🔗 Episode Link in Comments below 👇

Tomorrow morning, you finally get the answer to a very important scientific question:How many drinks can one person real...
09/19/2026

Tomorrow morning, you finally get the answer to a very important scientific question:

How many drinks can one person realistically consume in ONE day in Las Vegas? 🍹😂

For Day 3 of our latest Vegas adventure, I made the extremely responsible decision to keep a running tally of EVERY. SINGLE. DRINK.

And because apparently we believe in starting our experiments under the most controlled conditions possible…

It began with bottomless mimosas at Alexxa’s.

From there, Ashley and I somehow stumbled our way through:

🦩 Flamingo Wildlife Habitat
🎰 Casino Royale
🥶 A Frozen Baileys at O’Sheas
🇨🇦 A meetup with some fellow Canadian Vegas degenerates
🍻 Bottled Blonde Happy Hour
🏓 A b**r pong showdown with The Vegas Dawgs
🍺 Cheap drinks at the legendary Stage Door
🍔 And eventually Gordon Ramsay Burger at Planet Hollywood

So before the episode drops, I need your predictions: What was my FINAL drink count?

Day 3 drops TOMORROW on YouTube. SUBSCRIBE NOW! Link in comments 👇 below 👇

09/18/2026

Apparently some people willingly go on vacation somewhere OTHER than Las Vegas. 🤨😂

One of my buddies: “I think we might go somewhere different this year.”

Me, immediately: WHY?!

Look, I understand there are beaches. Mountains. Europe. Other perfectly lovely places.

But have those places considered having the Bellagio fountains, 24-hour casinos and the ability to make several terrible financial decisions before breakfast? 🎰🍹😂

Vegas people: if you only had ONE vacation this year and could go anywhere… are you still choosing Las Vegas? 👇

Happy National Cheeseburger Day! 🍔Here’s my potentially friendship-ending Las Vegas opinion:I’d take an In-N-Out Double-...
09/18/2026

Happy National Cheeseburger Day! 🍔

Here’s my potentially friendship-ending Las Vegas opinion:

I’d take an In-N-Out Double-Double over Gordon Ramsay Burger at Planet Hollywood. Every. Single. Time.

There. I said it. 😂

We ended up at Gordon Ramsay Burger hungry, more than a little intoxicated, and mostly looking for somewhere nearby to sit, eat and people-watch.

And once again, we left thinking the exact same thing:

“That was… fine.”

And for me, fine is the problem.

The burger was fine. The service was slow. Our server seemed less than thrilled to be there. Nothing was terrible — but when you're paying Vegas celebrity-chef prices, shouldn't the experience be better than fine?

Now compare that with In-N-Out.

For a fraction of what we spent, I thought the Double-Double tasted better. The staff were smiling, joking around and somehow moving with the precision of a NASCAR pit crew. 😂

Cheap? Yep.
Fancy? Absolutely not.
Did I enjoy it more? 100%.

And I'm completely willing to spend stupid amounts of money on food in Vegas when the experience earns it. Incredible food, amazing service, great atmosphere? Take my money. 💸

But when we're talking about something as beautifully uncomplicated as a cheeseburger…
sometimes less really is more.

So, for National Cheeseburger Day, you've got these two options in Vegas:

🍔 In-N-Out Double-Double
🔥 Gordon Ramsay Burger

Which table are you sitting at?

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