MamaaHan

MamaaHan 🧢 | Boy mama x3
💍 | Wife
📸 | Motherhood_Humor
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05/28/2026

Had high hopes this time too 👋🏻😅

To you, this may look like an average trunk… but to me, it’s my literal dream 🤍I knew I would be a mama to multiple kids...
05/27/2026

To you, this may look like an average trunk… but to me, it’s my literal dream 🤍

I knew I would be a mama to multiple kids, living the busy life where the van is packed and the snack crumbs follow 😭

This trunk may be full…but these van seats are fuller…I mean HEART. My heart is fuller 🤣👀💙

05/25/2026

Lights off 👀💍👰🏻‍♀️

My toddler asked me if I was pregnant today….I replied with the quickest “no” because I don’t even have tubes to enterta...
05/24/2026

My toddler asked me if I was pregnant today….

I replied with the quickest “no” because I don’t even have tubes to entertain the stress he’s trying to inflict on me…

He’s going to follow that up with “why’s your belly so big then?”😭

To be fair, it definitely caught me off guard and I did laugh but I still corrected him because I want to teach him that commenting on someone’s body is not acceptable - especially a woman and/or a mother. Ironically, I got my first🩸in four years today and he can clearly tell that I’m bigger (bloated) than usual.

Fast forward to getting ready for bed. I put a brief on since that’s all I have rn, and he’s steady trying to troll me. Called me his twin because we both have diapers on but im worse because im bleeding out of my butt…

Kids man 😅🤣😭

Allow me to reintroduce myself…👰‍♀️🤍
05/21/2026

Allow me to reintroduce myself…👰‍♀️🤍

05/11/2026

Thank you Fashion Nova 1 day delivery cause ya girl procrastinated a little too hard 😅

Nova

05/10/2026

Happy Mother’s Day 💐💐💐💐💐💐

05/10/2026

One would call me forgetful, I prefer Iconic 💍😛🤣

To be fair, I did my own hair and makeup without a clock and apparently I was taking my sweet time and we ended up falling behind schedule. We RUSHED out the door and left the rings on the table. Thank goodness I was there for his last name & a piece of paper but our minister came through with the ring pops anyways 😅🙌🏻

My sister said it reminded her of Norbit and Kate and I was CRACKING up because that was one of our favorite movies growing up. 🤣😭


05/09/2026

Just keep watchin’ 👀😚

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