12/01/2025
Alright folks, that’s gonna do it for this first day of December edition of The Morning Revolution with Darby and Friends on WAYKO, Giant FM!
Look at us—Day One of December and we’ve already survived:
• the Christmas music ambush in every store,
• the sudden nationwide shortage of peppermint-flavored everything,
• and that one coworker who has already said ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas’… three times… before 8 AM.
I admire the enthusiasm, I do—but if they sing it again, I’m wrapping them like a present and mailing them to the North Pole.
But hey, we made it! The holidays are officially creeping up like your neighbor who puts up their Christmas lights at 4 AM with no shame and a ladder made entirely of optimism. And now? We get to take on the rest of the day like champions armed with caffeine, jingles, and the confidence of someone who thinks they can finish their holiday shopping in one afternoon. Spoiler alert: you can’t.
So go out there, be merry, be bright, and if anyone asks why you're humming Jingle Bells under your breath… just tell 'em Darby made you do it.
We’ll be back tomorrow morning to continue the December adventure—same time, same station, same questionable sanity.
This is The Morning Revolution with Darby and Friends on WAYKO, Giant FM—signing off! Stay awesome, stay warm, and don’t let the tinsel win!