Maine scanner alerts Uncensored

11/21/2025

Earlier yesterday we teamed up with Cure Cannabis in an effort to create a strain of our own named w**d that requires less lighter usage so we decided to douse a few strains in very flammable fluids like diesel fuel and Natty Daddy 25oz cans and then all of a sudden the street was shut down.

Originally all we did was come in for a dime bag.

11/20/2025

Sticky Sheline spotted at Wendy's in Auburn harassing the staff because there wasn't enough bacon on his burger.

11/05/2025

Regarding "The Shutdown":
Normally all we do is make up false news and silly poems about slippery semen on the sidewalks or EBT cards being exchanged for a Red Baron frozen pizza and a dime bag. We have decided to continue forward with doing that. While also donating angry hand jobs and frozen pizzas to those in need.

10/24/2025

All we do is f**k around here.
We send jokes.
Today we send love.
Love to anyone affected by the events two years ago.
Love to anyone who needs it.
Come at me bro I'll hug ya

10/24/2025

Candy Corn is complete crappy s**t and people who eat it likely owe child support.

10/10/2025

Canton Wok is currently shut down permanently due to a fire in the self dispensing Sprite machine.
A deal with Coke and an eventual reopening should happen tomorrow depending on the bus schedule and local ICE activity

10/05/2025

High quality content lately folks. You're welcome.

10/03/2025

Todays special at Simones Hot Dog Stand, 2 nasty red hot dogs and a side of bitchy cashier, $18.99 comes with chips and a drink.

10/02/2025

Can anyone explain who "White Ed" is?

10/02/2025

If instead of voting once in person with a valid legal ID you choose to send in the nearly 300 election ballots randomly mailed directly to you....

The secretary of state's office told Maine's Total Coverage that these allegations are being investigated.

09/28/2025

If anyone is looking for a photographer you are in luck since EVERY single mother with tattoos and ugly piercings/children is currently a professional photographer here in town with their cracked up Samsung

09/23/2025

BREAKING NEWS!!!?
We are currently filing a Chapter 11 Class Action Lawsuit for all the children who were mauled to death by Velociraptors in the Lowes parking lot last weekend.