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08/29/2025

Sounds of sirens...
Mounds of semen..
Anyone know what's happening?
I must be dreamin

08/28/2025

The Bull Moose is a wonderful place yet it looks like it is in the middle of an abandoned military base in Afghanistan.

08/25/2025

What is ICE waiting for?
Lewiston needs you.

08/22/2025

Hanging outside of Auburn Hannaford doing nothing in particular is becoming a hobby that is very popular with people who need a cigarette.

08/21/2025

BREAKING: Lewiston City Hall is permanently closed.
As a result Simones Hot Dog Stand has let the former Mayor work there temporarily as long as there are no more incidents like the one on Thursday.
They are also letting him sleep in the kitchen until winter so stop by every morning and say hello.

08/21/2025

BREAKING: We have almost made it through the summer without a f***l incident on the pedestrian railroad bridge. 👏 👏

08/20/2025

Mayor Carl was spotted about half an hour ago at Simones Hot Dog Stand enjoying no less than 37 red hot dogs slathered in Mayonnaise.

08/16/2025

Breaking: "Please stop trying to have s*x with the Yoda balloon. I was here first." -Mayor Carl

08/16/2025

Its getting late, Carl Sheline is probably fast asleep in his bathtub full of Mayonnaise. Goodnight Lewiston.

08/15/2025

Any balloon seen being flown above 10 mph wind speed will be immediately confiscated and forced to take selfies with Mayor Carl Sheline while he eats lunch

08/15/2025

I'm a little confused why people on the internet did exactly what I asked them to do.

08/15/2025

One hundred more fu***ng people follow this page and I'll urinate right in the lewiston mcdonalds on a table.

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