The Rockbridge Advocate

06/02/2026

The June edition had to spend a little time washing off the classroom blackboards at Acme U. The paper won't say what that was all about. But it's back in town, full of news, and all set to settle down with you.

04/30/2026

The Merry Month of May issue went looking for a maypole. It didn’t find one, but did run into a barber pole! After it gets trimmed up a bit, it’ll be back in town and all ready to settle down with you real soon.
Thanks.

04/03/2026

The last we heard, the Merry Month of April edition was hopping around looking for Easter eggs. That was a few days ago, so it may have settled down by now and be all ready for you. There's some foolishness in it, but that's not unusual. There's also a pile of news that you won't find reported anywhere else. Enjoy.

02/26/2026

The Merry Month of March issue is off celebrating the paper's 34th birthday. We asked it to avoid getting carried away, and march its butt back to town real soon so it can settle down with you over the weekend. Once again, there's no mention of an Elvis sighting, but there is something about a chain gang.

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02/03/2026

The February issue was busy doing some pre-Valentine's Day fishing, and just got back to town. It'll be all set to settle down with you in a nice warm place real soon.

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01/16/2026

Seeing the flaggers in town reminded me that the MLK parade is on Monday, the 19th. (Before the paper came out we were informed it was Monday the 20th, so the date was incorrect in the Refrigerate page.)

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01/02/2026

The January issue got back to town just in time to celebrate the New Year with a big glass full of news and quality entertainment. So don't delay. Grab one today, and don't forget to pay. (No matter what anyone says, it's a measly $5.)

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12/02/2025

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12/02/2025

The December issue is coming back to town after a long winter's nap. With any luck it'll be all ready to settle down with you tomorrow. It could use a warm cup of cocoa, but you might want to wait giving it one until after you've finished reading it. And we wish you and yours a safe and very Merry Everything!

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