Gadget Rum Club

10/07/2025

10/07/2025

Captain’s Log, Day 2 of this cursed voyage.

The crew’s working hard… at looking busy. One pirate spent an hour swabbing the same plank just to avoid eye contact. The navigator turned the map upside down and called it innovation. I gave a motivational speech; half the crew applauded, the other half thought it was a eulogy. Spirits remain medium, coffee reserves remain sacred.

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09/29/2025

The original ‘leave me alone, I’m busy’ button. ☎️
Pirates had parrots. We had payphones.
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09/29/2025

Climb the ladder if you want. I’ll be over here stealing the ship. 🏴‍☠️⚡
👉 Follow if you’re done playing by their chart.

09/29/2025

Every workplace has two kinds of people: the ones fixing the leaks 🪛💧, and the ones drilling new holes 🪓🚢. Guess which one gets promoted. 😏”
“If you know which side you’re on, hit follow. ⚡🏴‍☠️

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09/29/2025

If you’re already operating on pirate brain levels, you belong here. ⚡🏴‍☠️ Hit follow and join the crew.

09/27/2025

Rum Friday 🏴‍☠️⚓ — when the crew finds the mothership 🚢, the Captain himself smiles 🍹, and every port becomes our porch.

09/07/2025

Gospel Of Rum

09/07/2025

Gospel Of Rum

Gospel Of Rum