Slightly Salty Studios

Slightly Salty Studios Sweary planners, calendars, coloring books, printables and more for badass women!

Because inner peace is overrated and sarcasm is free.
10/28/2025

Because inner peace is overrated and sarcasm is free.

My dream job? Driving the karma bus. 🚌✨Now boarding all the people who had it coming. 😇
10/28/2025

My dream job? Driving the karma bus. 🚌✨
Now boarding all the people who had it coming. 😇

Warning: Highly skilled in Bitch Craft. 🧙‍♀️Side effects include truth telling, eye rolling, and people getting offended...
10/27/2025

Warning: Highly skilled in Bitch Craft. 🧙‍♀️
Side effects include truth telling, eye rolling, and people getting offended. 😂

It’s not me, it’s your stupidity level.I’m just responding accordingly. 🤷‍♀️🖕
10/26/2025

It’s not me, it’s your stupidity level.
I’m just responding accordingly. 🤷‍♀️🖕

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this sh*t to you. 🖍️🙃Running low on patience and art supplies. ...
10/25/2025

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this sh*t to you. 🖍️🙃
Running low on patience and art supplies.

Maybe coffee will fix it… ☕ Nope. Still a bitch. 😇Caffeine can’t cure personality flaws, but it sure makes them sparkle....
10/25/2025

Maybe coffee will fix it… ☕ Nope. Still a bitch. 😇
Caffeine can’t cure personality flaws, but it sure makes them sparkle. ✨

Bills, responsibilities, and bad back pain — send help and snacks. 😩
10/24/2025

Bills, responsibilities, and bad back pain — send help and snacks. 😩

New life motto: ‘Whatever the f*ck I want.’ 💁‍♀️✨Highly recommended side effects: peace, joy, and not giving a damn. ...
10/24/2025

New life motto: ‘Whatever the f*ck I want.’ 💁‍♀️✨
Highly recommended side effects: peace, joy, and not giving a damn.

Inner peace in 6 words: not my s**t, not my problem. 🧘‍♀️✨Protect your sanity. Set boundaries. And let the chaos handle ...
10/24/2025

Inner peace in 6 words: not my s**t, not my problem. 🧘‍♀️✨
Protect your sanity. Set boundaries. And let the chaos handle itself. 💅

Daily reminder: don’t let the douchcanoes ruin your vibe. 🚫🛶✨
10/24/2025

Daily reminder: don’t let the douchcanoes ruin your vibe. 🚫🛶✨

🚨 IT’S HERE. IT’S SPIRAL. IT SWEARS. 🚨My brand new 2026 sweary-ass planner just dropped in the Etsy shop — and yes, she’...
06/10/2025

🚨 IT’S HERE. IT’S SPIRAL. IT SWEARS. 🚨
My brand new 2026 sweary-ass planner just dropped in the Etsy shop — and yes, she’s spiral-bound, sassy, and ready to help your tired-ass self fake being organized all year long.

🗓️ Monthly & weekly layouts
🖕 Over 60 profanity-packed affirmations
📬 Ships to your doorstep (no effort required)

✨ Now available on Etsy. Go grab yours before they’re gone.
Because let’s be honest — 2026 isn’t gonna plan itself.

👉 https://www.etsy.com/listing/4318163207/2026-funny-daily-weekly-and-monthly

NEW SH*T ALERT: My 2026 Sweary Monthly Printable Calendar is HERE.💥Tired of basic-a*s calendars and perky motivational q...
05/05/2025

NEW SH*T ALERT: My 2026 Sweary Monthly Printable Calendar is HERE.💥

Tired of basic-a*s calendars and perky motivational quotes? Same.
That’s why I made this bad b*tch: a printable 2026 calendar that serves sass, sarcasm, and a monthly dose of profanity to keep you (barely) holding it together.

📅 Each month comes with a fresh sweary phrase like:
“Just F*cking Great JANUARY”
“F*ck It FEBRUARY”
and more inappropriate nonsense to get you through the chaos.

👉 Download it. Print it. Hang it somewhere judgmental relatives can see it.

💻 Available now in my Etsy shop!
🖕 Link in comments because Facebook hates links in captions.
👀 Go look. Or don’t. I’m not your boss.

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