The Wedding Police

09/07/2026

💍 Wedding Trends 2027: The Future Is Fabulous… or is it Ridiculous?😂
This week on The Wedding Police, Penny & Jim are looking into their crystal ball to predict what’s coming down the aisle in 2027! 👰‍♀️✨ From bridal gowns and decor to the trends that will have us asking, “Who approved this?!”— they’re covering it all.
What’s hot? What’s not? And what absolutely needs to be arrested by the Wedding Police? 🚨💒
Tune in, laugh along, and find out what weddings might look like next year!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7yNo5QhBXWoQLyk93ogCsT?si=gG5k-pIURh613p5LgsNyTw

THE WEDDING POLICE · Episode

09/02/2026

The Jokes just write themselves....

08/28/2026

1996 vs. 2026: Wedding Edition! 💍📱😂
This week on the Wedding Police Podcast, Penny & Jim take a hilarious trip down memory lane to compare weddings in 1996 vs. 2026!
In 1996, you had a disposable camera, a DJ, a three-tier cake, and maybe a fax machine involved. In 2026, you’ve got drones, content creators, QR codes, choreographed entrances, personalized cocktails, and enough wedding apps to require their own IT department! 😂
From “Please RSVP by mail” to “Scan this QR code and tell us your meal, song request, hotel preference, and emotional support animal”—weddings have definitely changed!
Tune in as Penny & Jim decide whether weddings have gotten better… or just a LOT more complicated! 🚨👰🤵


https://open.spotify.com/episode/0mV0zPQCOqDTRfjoJGay57?si=lUeUDGKGTqSLg5qAzt--3w

THE WEDDING POLICE · Episode

08/28/2026

NEW PODCAST

1996 vs. 2026: Wedding Edition! 💍📱😂
This week on the Wedding Police Podcast, Penny & Jim take a hilarious trip down memory lane to compare weddings in 1996 vs. 2026!
In 1996, you had a disposable camera, a DJ, a three-tier cake, and maybe a fax machine involved. In 2026, you’ve got drones, content creators, QR codes, choreographed entrances, personalized cocktails, and enough wedding apps to require their own IT department! 😂
From “Please RSVP by mail” to “Scan this QR code and tell us your meal, song request, hotel preference, and emotional support animal”—weddings have definitely changed!
Tune in as Penny & Jim decide whether weddings have gotten better… or just a LOT more complicated! 🚨👰🤵


https://open.spotify.com/episode/0mV0zPQCOqDTRfjoJGay57?si=lUeUDGKGTqSLg5qAzt--3w

THE WEDDING POLICE · Episode

08/22/2026

BACHELOR PARTIES!!!

This week, Penny and Jim put bachelor parties on trial! 👮‍♂️🍻 Are they really like the movies and TV make them look—or is that just Hollywood doing what Hollywood does best?
From wild Vegas weekends and questionable decisions to the reality of what guys actually do, Penny and Jim compare bachelor-party fantasy vs. reality and ask the most important question of all: Does anyone actually remember the bachelor party the next morning? 😂
Expect plenty of laughs, stereotypes, and a few stories that probably should have stayed in Vegas!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6GdsjuWn8ZVgcQjTYHCMPE?si=Lt7QeZRTR8q0U9U99Apepg

08/14/2026

Penny and Jim are putting bachelorette parties on trial! 💍🍾 From Nashville to Vegas and everywhere in between, they’re talking about the outrageous costs, questionable decisions, matching outfits, and the inevitable moment when someone says, “What happens in Nashville stays in Nashville.”
How much is too much for one weekend of celebrating? And who exactly is paying for all this?! Penny and Jim investigate the fun, the finances, and the full-blown bachelorette chaos—Wedding Police style! 👮‍♀️👮‍♂️🥂

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3QxugI7TT1VLcuWyiuEcaZ?si=8EsPQ9RaTLCFGXPW4gEU3A

Listen to this episode from THE WEDDING POLICE on Spotify. Penny and Jim are putting bachelorette parties on trial! 💍🍾 From Nashville to Vegas and everywhere in between, they’re talking about the outrageous costs, questionable decisions, matching outfits, and the inevitable moment when someo...

08/09/2026

This week, Penny and Jim are asking the question nobody at the rehearsal dinner is brave enough to ask: When did the wedding reception become a talent show?
We’re talking over-the-top choreographed bridal party entrances, brides doing full-blown dance/cheerleading routines, groomsmen hitting moves they’ve apparently been practicing since the engagement, and bridal parties who have somehow turned “introducing the wedding party” into a Broadway production!
Is it fun and unforgettable… or are we just one costume change away from Dancing with the Stars: Wedding Edition?
Penny and Jim are putting on their judge’s hats, warming up their dance moves, and deciding when a grand entrance crosses the line from “Wow!” to “Please just walk in.”
So grab your popcorn, cue the music, and let’s dance our way into another episode of The Wedding Police! 🚨💃🕺



https://open.spotify.com/episode/4A7zRphjOAcS8QOdRXiXt9?si=e5GZsH65T7OB_L8pbDZXLw

THE WEDDING POLICE · Episode

08/03/2026

🏀 BIG NEWS, OAK FOREST! 🍗🍻

We’re staying open later so you can enjoy more of your Harold’s favorites! Starting May 1, 2026, Harold’s Chicken & Sports Bar is extending our hours to keep the food, drinks, and game-day vibes going longer.

🕙 New Hours:
📅 Sunday–Wednesday: 10 AM – 11 PM
📅 Thursday–Saturday: 10 AM – 1 AM

⏰ Please Note:
• A 1½-hour table limit may be enforced during busy hours.
• Kitchen closes 30 minutes before closing time.

Whether you’re stopping in for lunch, catching the big game, or enjoying a late-night bite, we’ve got you covered!

📍 16200 S. Cicero Ave., Oak Forest, IL 60452
📞 (708) 687-8700

Bring your friends, your appetite, and your team spirit—we’ll see you at Harold’s! 🍗🏀🏈🍺

⚠️ 21 and older to drink. 🍻

07/31/2026

This week, Penny & Jim are serving up a full plate of wedding food talk! From carving stations and signature cocktails to late-night snack bars and the age-old debate of chicken... beef... or the vegetarian option no one remembered to order.
Is a cash bar a wedding crime? Is there ever too much food? And should your guests really be waiting two hours to eat?
Grab a fork and join us as we investigate the delicious (and occasionally disastrous) world of wedding catering. As always, the advice is judgment-free, the laughs are plentiful, and someone just might end up under Wedding Police House Arrest!
Bon appétit... and remember... The Wedding Police are always watching... and always hungry!!!



https://open.spotify.com/episode/2nwP3tIe3C0Qj0de1Y8sT7?si=CRDPBlKgQiiN7g4B772v8g

THE WEDDING POLICE · Episode

07/27/2026

THANK YOU, Bridal Expo Chicago for an incredible event yesterday! 💍✨ It was so much fun meeting so many excited couples as they planned their big day. We also had the chance to connect with some truly amazing wedding vendors who made the event even more special. Thank you to everyone who stopped by—we can't wait to celebrate with you! ❤️