Pork Johnson

Pork Johnson I'm Pork Johnson! Welcome to the best page you're not following! Former Muppet intern and Hollywood hopeful. Looking for my big break!

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09/23/2026

The ending was... shocking. How do we feel about lasers?

09/10/2026

Airplanes should be a democracy! 🐗 Also sorry Shadow for the stray.

09/04/2026

That's not a lie detector...

08/27/2026

Is he packing heat??

08/20/2026

Which one would you wanna get?

08/05/2026

When are cargo shorts gonna make their comeback? I'm still holding on to these bad boys. 🐗

07/30/2026

The biggest glow-up or did he just not want to commit to the hairstyle? 🤔

07/23/2026

The shirt reveal 👀

07/16/2026

Shark Tales "objectively attractive Angelina Jolie fish" 🤔🐗

07/10/2026

That ending was intense.. but also beautiful? I just can't catch a break in this business.

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