04/06/2026
For lunch today I went for a particularly dull, cheese, ham, lettuce and mild Perinaise* sandwich, on a thick sliced white bloomer.
My dilemma is alone which plane should I cut it, normally I would always slice width-wise (along the red line), however that would result in halves that would be too thin, so the logical alternative would be to slice it length-wise (along the blue line), but who slices bread in that direction????
Obviously, slicing diagonally is not an option, because I'm not a 5 year old girl.
M59, UK size 8 (a recent discovery after years of wearing uncomfortable size 7s), no banana, because….there isn’t, and besides this is about proportions, and size is largely irrelevant in this case.
*Obviously, mild Perinaise because hot would be far too exciting.