08/09/2025
I'm sure most dull people are usually asleep at 3am, I know I usually am.
This morning though, my dull slumber was interrupted by an incessant noise that would repeat itself until I awoke and pushed "cancel", for I had not engaged my brain when I saw there were open shifts going and therefore I decided to work today, forgetting that half the country is enjoying 4 days off (sob).
So, picture the scene. You're stood in the kitchen, having a pint of coffee and in the window, your bleary eyes see some strange orange writing coming from the garden. Upon closer inspection, this writing says "DEED" and you think to yourself "wtaf is that?"
I can tell you, the moment of clarity when you realise the garden gnomes have not infact, come to life and are trying to communicate with you via some strange digitalised orange typewriter, but the writing that you are seeing is actually a reflection of the oven clock, and it doesn't say "DEED" at all, it says 03:30, is quite something.
It certainly undulled my morning.
Briony. 35. Size 7UK. Really should be chaperoned in every waking moment of my life.
