12/17/2025
My wife who is second generation german-ukrainian, has a few quirky sayings. I find it odd as she is not ESL in any way, but things like “close the lights” and “pass me a scissor” are regular occurrences in our house.
When our pair of scissors fell apart a couple years ago, i hung onto the pieces in the junk drawer. Today while doing crafts with the kids, she just asked me to pass her a scissor.
This is what she received:
(banana for scale)