01/01/2026
Finally another year begins, so let's celebrate this year with family and friends.
Throw a rager with a keg and some Jäger, call it Jä (yay).
Facebook. Create New Event. Type: party!
But a party ain't a party, if the house ain't full of women!
When the lights come on, and the women are all taken – holler: where the shawties at?
Where the where them shawties at?
I'm searching through the house with my autotune and party hat.
I can sound like T-Pain, I've got my T-Pain Autotune.
Shawty I can make it rain, but only if you want me to.
Shawty shawty, shawteehee. Shorty shortie, shortyyieyy. Shoddy shoddy, shoddyyy. Shawty, shawty.
I'm a bonafide hustler! Darling, if you only knew that I wasn't born a gangster, but you could be part of my crew.
Shawty shawty, shawteehee. Shorty shortie, shortyyieyy. Shoddy shoddy, shoddyyy. Where the shawties at?
