Turoza

06/22/2025

"I had no clue that "Carrot, egg or coffee" means that 😲😲 Grandmothers truly are the wisest people:

06/22/2025

06/22/2025

He's made his stance extremely clear 😯

06/22/2025

🧐 👇

06/21/2025

live with my husband Tom, and a few months ago his 22-year-old daughter Kayla moved in “just for a little while” after college. We said yes, of course.

Big mistake.

She treats the house like an Airbnb and me like a MAID. Cereal bowls on the couch, makeup wipes in the sink, banana peels under cushions (??). I asked her nicely—“Can you clean up after yourself?” Cue: eye roll, sigh, silence.

Tom? Clueless. “She’s just adjusting. Don’t nitpick.”

Then one Sunday, I deep-cleaned the living room. Came back to find soda cans, takeout trash, orange Cheeto dust on the rug... and Kayla, feet up, grinning.

“Hey,” she said, not looking up. “Make pancakes.”

That was it.

If she wants a maid? She’s getting one — but not the way she expects. Game on. ⬇️

06/21/2025

👀 Read below 👇

06/21/2025

The president has ‘approved a plan’ for an attack on the nation 💬⬇

06/21/2025

I TOOK MY NEPHEW TO THE FARM TO TEACH HIM A LESSON—BUT HE ENDED UP TEACHING ME ONE
My sister begged me to watch her kid while she flew out for a work trip. “Just a few days,” she said. “Take him to the farm. Show him something real.”
So I packed up little Reuben—eleven, pale as milk, hair like corn silk—and drove him out to my place in the valley. No screens. No Wi-Fi. Just goats, chickens, and the kind of silence that makes city folks twitchy.
He didn’t complain, but he had this look like he’d been dropped into a museum that smelled like p**p.
Day one, I made him muck stalls. Day two, we mended a busted fence in the back pasture. I kept telling him, “This is good for you. Builds grit.” He just nodded and tried to keep up, dragging his little boots through the mud.
Then on day three, something shifted.
I saw him crouched by the chicken coop, whispering to one of the hens like they were old friends. I asked what he was doing, and he said, “She’s the only one who doesn’t yell at me when I mess up.” That hit me right in the chest.
Later that evening, I found him by the barn, feeding the runt goat we usually ignore. He’d named her “Marshmallow.” Said she was the only one who looked lonelier than he felt.
I asked, “Why do you feel lonely?” And he looked at me, eyes all full of something he hadn’t figured out how to say yet.
That night, I called my sister and asked some questions I probably should’ve asked years ago.
But the real moment—the one I still can’t shake—was what I found in the shed the next morning.
He’d written something on a scrap of wood and nailed it above the door, right where we all would see it.
It said—⤵️

06/21/2025

JOKE OF THE DAY: At a small parish in rural England there lived a priest, and several nuns.
One day, one of the older nuns was noticing that the rugs in the church were beginning to fray. She went to the priest and told him, "Father, I believe your rugs need to be replaced soon."
The priest thanked her for bringing it to his attention, and told her that he thought that she had been there long enough to refer to church property as 'our' not 'your.'
Several days later, the same nun noticed that the hedge needed to be trimmed. She again went to the priest and told him, "Father, I've noticed that your... I mean our hedge needs to be trimmed."
The priest thanked her for again bringing something to his attention and this time asked her if she had seen his watch that had gone missing. She said she hadn't, but assured him she would look for it.
A few days later the parish received word that the bishop would be coming for a visit. The entire parish was busy readying the church for the visit.
On the day the bishop arrived, the same nun came down the front stairs yelling,... ⤵️
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06/21/2025

Tattooed woman who keeps her nose inside a jar reveals how she looked before 👀

06/21/2025

After five years together, my husband Jake and I finally had children. But Jake wasn't thrilled when he heard I was pregnant; he was more worried about his career and how the kids might impact it.

Finding out we were having twins sent him over the edge. He started treating me like the enemy, as if I was out to ruin his life. One day, he dropped this bombshell.

"We keep only one child and give the other up for adoption. If you're okay with it, we stay a family. If not, you can leave with both."

I thought he was just having a bad day or making a terrible joke, but he was dead serious. He packed my suitcases and threw me out on the street with our two newborns, not caring where we went.

I was devastated, but gradually, I picked myself up piece by piece. And then, just when I was finally living a happy life, Jake showed up on my doorstep asking for help. 😳👇