08/12/2025
Put four ravens on top of my kitchen cabinet after my ex broke into my apartment for the third time, and they're the only thing that finally stopped him.
Police wouldn't help. "He didn't take anything," they said. "No proof it was him." But I knew. My coffee mug moved. My mail reorganized. That cologne smell that used to make me feel safe now making me sick. He still had keys I didn't know about, coming in while I worked late shifts, just to remind me he could.
Then I remembered something from when we dated - his absolute terror of birds. Specifically ravens. Once at the park, one landed near us and he literally ran. Grown man, running from a bird, trying to play it cool after but I saw his hands shaking.
Found a woman on Tedooo app who makes these incredibly realistic raven sculptures. Told her I needed them to look as menacing as possible. She didn't ask why, just said she understood. Sent me four, each one different, with glass eyes that catch light like they're watching.
Put them right by the entrance, on that cabinet pillar where anyone coming in would see them first. Added two more on the kitchen counter. One in the hallway.
Last Tuesday, 2 AM, I woke up to screaming. Actual screaming. By the time I got downstairs, the door was wide open and I could see him running down the street. The ravens just sat there, those glass eyes gleaming in the moonlight.
He hasn't been back. Also changed the locks and got camerasŃ. But these birds did what restraining orders couldn't.
Now I make my own ravens, selling them through my Tedooo app shop to women for her garden. Every order comes with a note: "May these keep the real monsters away." And now I know that the solution could be isn't logical, it's just knowing exactly what someone fears.