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06/22/2026

📚✨ SUMMER READING LIST ✨📚
Adventures Across Time, Space & Imagination

Grab your flashlight. Claim your porch swing. Adventure is calling. 🌅

Summer is the season when imagination gets to run wild—long golden days, no homework and a stack of books waiting to whisk you somewhere extraordinary. ✨

We’ve handpicked 20 unforgettable titles for 5th–8th grade readers (lots of honor winners 🏅), and they all share the same beating heart: courage, curiosity and friendships that change everything. 💛

Inside these pages, you’ll find heroes who—
🚀 Tesser across the cosmos
⚡ Race through ancient mythologies
🔍 Crack impossible puzzles
🏜️ Dig up generations-old secrets in the desert sun

But the real magic? These stories believe in kids. They know that the ones standing right on the edge of growing up are exactly the ones brave enough to face the darkness, decode the mystery and discover who they’re meant to become. 🌟

You’ll meet siblings, best friends, soul-sisters and the most unlikely of partners—bonds tested by gods, dystopias and the beautifully complicated business of growing up. 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾

So whether you’re reading under a beach umbrella 🏖️, in the backseat on a road trip 🚗, or by flashlight long after bedtime 🔦…

✨Adventure is waiting.
All you have to do is turn the page. 📖

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06/16/2026

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05/21/2026

When I was a kid, I’d prop my books open at the breakfast table … Guardians of the Cosmic Clocks has that same addictive quality that keeps you reading past bedtime.

05/16/2026

Got my first Kindle Unlimited page reads and it feels great! Can we keep this going?!? 👀

You can find Guardians of the Cosmic Clocks: The Emerald Tablets & Wings of the Gods on Kindle Unlimited or buy both for just $1.99 TODAY ONLY!!!

GET YOUR EBOOKS: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DNRBFH11

05/15/2026

So… either the Pentagon’s been reading my books, or I’ve been writing the truth this whole time. 😅🦎 Guardians of the Cosmic Clocks — fantasy or prophecy? You decide. 🛸📖

05/15/2026

👀 Guardians of the Cosmic Clocks: The Emerald Tablets is DOIN’ NUMBERS Y’ALL 💯

Pop over to Amazon and grab your FREE EBOOK before this offer is up!!⚡️

CLAIM YOUR COPY: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0DNR18FLZ/

P.S. — If you’d rather hold it in your hands, the paperback is only $9.99 🤓

05/15/2026

👀 Guardians of the Cosmic Clocks: The Emerald Tablets is DOIN’ NUMBERS Y’ALL 💯

Pop over to Amazon and grab your FREE EBOOK before this offer is up!!⚡️

CLAIM YOUR COPY: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0DNR18FLZ/

P.S. — If you’d rather hold it in your hands, the paperback is only $9.99 🤓

05/13/2026

Today’s the day. 🥹✨ Guardians of the Cosmic Clocks: Wings of the Gods is officially out in the world, and I’m still trying to wrap my head around it. The road here hasn’t been easy—I’ve made sacrifices, spent long nights and wondered if I’d make it to the finish line. But every step felt worth it the moment I held this book in my hands. To everyone who has supported me, is supporting me or is just discovering my work now—thank you, from the bottom of my heart. You make this dream possible. I can’t wait for you (and the young dreamers in your life) to meet Zya and Elijah and join them on this wild adventure. I hope you’ll give it a chance. ⚡️📖

05/11/2026

I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.

“Wings of the Gods” drops TOMORROW and you don’t wanna miss it!!

05/09/2026

The Guardians are back!

Pre-order: guardiansofthecosmicclocks.com