The Avocado

03/26/2026

“Chappell Roan Really Quite Sweet,” Insists Bodyguard Pummeling Young Fan

03/18/2026

For a bunch of uncultured swine like us, you sure are judgy!

03/04/2026

Timothee Chalamet’s Mom Asks Academy to Give Him Oscar “So We Can All Avoid A Scene”

02/03/2026

“I guess I could see myself as a Sam Seaborn type,” said Steven Miller as he held a meeting in a White House hallway.

01/29/2026

President Trump and the Supreme Leader of Iran reportedly spent Sunday evening copying and pasting the same text message back and forth urging each other to cool it on all the killing protesters.

09/13/2025

09/10/2025

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is starring in “The Smashing Machine,” which is expected to open to a predicted $480,000 opening box office mainly among old g**s in West Hollywood and confused middle schoolers in Cincinnati.

Toward the end of the interview, I asked The Rock whether he thought the public wanted to see Dwayne Johnson in more artistic roles, to which the WWE superstar raised one eyebrow and shouted at me: “It doesn’t matter what they want!”

01/07/2025

Stay safe L.A.

(Yes, that is the score)

01/06/2025

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